A sardarji once went to america. He toured the entire United States and before returning he visited Washington D.C. to hear John F. Kennedy's speech.

During his speech Kennedy told the crowd that he had slept with only one other woman than his wife and challenged the crowd to guess who she was. When the crowd gave up he promptly told that it was his mother. The crowd went wild and the surd was very impressed.

When he came back a party was thrown in honor of him and he was asked to give a speech, He remembered kennedy's speech and he told the crowd that he had slept with only one woman other than his wife and challenged the people to guess who the person was.

When the crowd gave up the surd said, Kennedy's mother.

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