I agree about the "I cut myself and tell everyone about it so they can feel sorry for me". Shut the fuck up. If you cut yourself for any real reason besides attention you'd be trying to cover that shit up. Not telling everyone about it. And yeah. If you've liked someone forever and have never talked to them go fucking talk to them. But first explain to me how you can love someone so much when you've never even talked to them.

As for telling ugly girls they're pretty... I'd rather just not reply at all. That way I'm not lying and I'm not being a bitch. Everyone has their own opinion of beauty I guess.

Good life tips.