Make something. Write him a really nice letter. Presents are really just objective things. If you want to give him something special give him something that will bring tears to his eyes (in a good way, of course).

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"America prays for God to destroy its enemies. Our enemies pray for God to destroy America. Somebody's going to be disappointed! Somebody's wasting their fucking time! Could it be.... everyone?!"
- George Carlin