I drink Coke too much, it's my favorite. All of my friends drink Diet Coke like crazy, but I hate the taste of it. I also love Jones Soda and Vitamin Water is one of my favorites.

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brodie: ladies and gentleman, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place
gil: what, like the back of a volkswagen? -MALLRATS