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Old 07-08-2012, 08:32 PM   #1
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So I just took a long walk

>get home from a long walk in the sun
>need a shower, undress and get the water running
>but wait, whati s this sensation in my stomach?
>have to take massive shit, thank god there's a toilet here
>it doesn't want to come out
>not about to take a shower with shit halfway stuck up my ass
>bathroom getting steamy from the shower as I sit there trying to powerboost my shit out
>hear asshole ripping itself apart, fall from toilet to the floor in pain
>just start spraying shit out of my ass right there and then, so painful yet such a relieve
>it hurts so much
>"oh god oh god oh god"
>suddenly hear voice
>it's god
>"I don't exist"

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Old 07-08-2012, 10:37 PM   #2
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Re: So I just took a long walk

lmao

Btw your font color makes my eyes stab each other.
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:43 AM   #4
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Old 07-09-2012, 12:45 AM   #5
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10/10, archive this!
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not another jerry, gtfo
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