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07-08-2012, 08:32 PM
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#1 | | Da pats
Gender: Male Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 5,406
Money: 77,166 | So I just took a long walk
>get home from a long walk in the sun
>need a shower, undress and get the water running
>but wait, whati s this sensation in my stomach?
>have to take massive shit, thank god there's a toilet here
>it doesn't want to come out
>not about to take a shower with shit halfway stuck up my ass
>bathroom getting steamy from the shower as I sit there trying to powerboost my shit out
>hear asshole ripping itself apart, fall from toilet to the floor in pain
>just start spraying shit out of my ass right there and then, so painful yet such a relieve
>it hurts so much
>"oh god oh god oh god"
>suddenly hear voice
>it's god
>"I don't exist"
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07-08-2012, 10:37 PM
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#2 | | motherfuckincameron
Name: Cameron Gender: Male Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: the singularity Posts: 2,258
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lmao
Btw your font color makes my eyes stab each other.
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07-09-2012, 12:42 AM
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#3 | | Junior Member
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07-09-2012, 12:43 AM
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#4 | | eval()
Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 7,953
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07-09-2012, 12:45 AM
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#5 | | 4/5
Name: Paulius Gender: Male Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Lithuania Posts: 9,032
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10/10, archive this!
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07-09-2012, 01:30 AM
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#6 | | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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not another jerry, gtfo
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