>get home from a long walk in the sun
>need a shower, undress and get the water running
>but wait, whati s this sensation in my stomach?
>have to take massive shit, thank god there's a toilet here
>it doesn't want to come out
>not about to take a shower with shit halfway stuck up my ass
>bathroom getting steamy from the shower as I sit there trying to powerboost my shit out
>hear asshole ripping itself apart, fall from toilet to the floor in pain
>just start spraying shit out of my ass right there and then, so painful yet such a relieve
>it hurts so much
>"oh god oh god oh god"
>suddenly hear voice
>"I don't exist"