Federal Agents Raided My Friend's House Yesterday

Shadow-Koumajutsu · 11-21-2007, 10:55 AM

POSTAL WORKERS. THEY WERE POSTAL WORKERS.

So yeah, yesterday morning before the sun comes up, my best friend Phalan had been staying the night at a friend of ours place and woke up to a fed yelling and pointing a gun at her face. The house was being raided for all kinds of illegal crap that had been going on there - namely for the false checks being made there and identity theft (a few weeks ago it was raided for drugs). And this all happening the day after I was there. And then everyone wonders why I spend all my time at home on the internet and playing video games instead of hanging out with them.

But get this; they showed up in a US Postal Service truck. They were postal worker federal agents. o.o;

And everyone was arrested except Phalan, though they did confiscate her cell phone. They gave her the address where she would be able to retrieve her phone so today, she got me up bright and early so we could go look for the place. Meanwhile, people were asking questions and we're telling them about the federal agent postal workers and they're looking at us like we're on crack! You got to admit, that is a bit odd. Even I didn't believe it at first (I thought maybe they had simply been disguised as postal workers).

But anyway, we showed up to the address and it ended up being a great big US Postal Service building. To make a long story short, we ended up talking to one of the feds and it was so weird. He knew all about Phalan and everyone else who had been staying at that house, meaning they had been watching it for quite some time. And I probably made myself look like a complete tweak. He asked me to spell out my name and I was all "J-A... M-I-E... ...T-A...why do you need my name?

" and some other things that would make me sound like a complete knock.

And then they didn't even give her phone back.

TLDR; I had an interesting day, and will never look at a mail man the same way again.

DeLarge · 11-21-2007, 10:58 AM

It's a scam. The Government is using postal workers to spy on you and collect data about your masturbation sessions.
Hide!

Phuck Buddy · 11-21-2007, 10:59 AM

I have the same color eyes as my post man....it really freaks me out. so i completely share your weirdness for postal people

Shadow-Koumajutsu · 11-21-2007, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hXc

It's a scam. The Government is using postal workers to spy on you and collect data about your masturbation sessions.
Hide!

So that's who ceiling cat works for.

Ammon · 11-21-2007, 11:37 AM

*holds bomb* Do you need my assistance, My Amazing Husband And Master Jamie? o.o

Shadow-Koumajutsu · 11-21-2007, 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rorei

*holds bomb* Do you need my assistance, My Amazing Husband And Master Jamie? o.o

Yes, your assisstance would be greatly appreciated, my adoring evil clone-slave Nikephoros. ...I don't know exactly what I want you to do, but whatever it is, it would be greatly appreciated if you'd do it.

Yeah...

Ammon · 11-21-2007, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadow-Koumajutsu

Yes, your assisstance would be greatly appreciated, my adoring evil clone-slave Nikephoros. ...I don't know exactly what I want you to do, but whatever it is, it would be greatly appreciated if you'd do it.

Yeah...

YES SIR! *puts on questionable armor and black ski mask*

DeLarge · 11-21-2007, 11:47 AM

Don't forget the fake light sabre!

Ammon · 11-21-2007, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hXc

Don't forget the fake light sabre!

*pulls out real lightsaber*

Or do you mean like this?

YouTube - Silent Hill 3 - Heather with a Light...

Treiyan · 11-21-2007, 12:07 PM

You should have tried running around screaming that aliens are invading. You'd never be boared then!

TheFunkyBunch · 11-21-2007, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rorei

*pulls out real lightsaber*

Or do you mean like this...

Maybe he means like

YouTube - I am A JEDI!!!!

That.

Ammon · 11-21-2007, 12:58 PM

OMG!

...

So am I.

TheFunkyBunch · 11-21-2007, 01:04 PM

I watch that video whenever I feel down. Perks me right up.

dagingercode · 11-21-2007, 04:23 PM

Phuck Buddy · 11-21-2007, 10:31 PM

Did anyone ever see hackers? remember the raid scene in that movie? was your friend's raid anything like that?