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09-06-2008, 09:55 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
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Money: 16,082 My Mood:  Points: 25,174, Level: 38 | | Sausage Troll
This is my girlfriend's special recipe for Sausage troll.
Switch oven to highest heat setting.
Set food processor to grind, as in minced beef, and throw quarrelsome troll in, slam on the lid and pulse.
Meanwhile, make puff pastry or use JusTroll.
Season ground troll with mace, freshly ground black pepper, pinch of salt, add some thyme and quickly, so they don't commence baiting members again, dang with a rolling pin, then flatten out and roll troll into a nice sausage shape.
Wrap jabbering troll between puff pastry layers, place on a greased baking sheet and slam in oven. After 25 minutes turn out sausage troll onto a cooling rack and later enjoy with Colman's English Mustard.
Please mail me a new tin of Colman's English Mustard. I've run out. | 
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09-06-2008, 11:33 AM
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*giggles* baked troll... | |
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09-06-2008, 12:19 PM
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#3 (permalink)
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Neat dancer. 
__________________  Some people are like slinkies; not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
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09-06-2008, 12:19 PM
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actual food? | |
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09-06-2008, 12:20 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AccessDenied  Neat dancer. | Thanks.
Cool birdie. | |
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09-06-2008, 12:20 PM
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#6 (permalink)
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Oh BUM! My sig pic fell down the troll hole. Stupid moo. 
__________________ Some people are like slinkies; not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
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09-06-2008, 12:21 PM
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troll hole? elaborate | |
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09-06-2008, 12:25 PM
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#8 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Octoberfest troll hole? elaborate | The troll hole is where a sig, a sig pic or just a typo goes the way it wants no matter how hard I try. Called Sod's Law.
Want some more troll recipes?
__________________ Some people are like slinkies; not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
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09-06-2008, 12:26 PM
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#9 (permalink)
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Ah - the pic finally got to where I wanted.
__________________ Some people are like slinkies; not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
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09-06-2008, 12:27 PM
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#10 (permalink)
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when i first saw this thread, i thought it was about a forum troll, talking about sausage. | |
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09-06-2008, 12:31 PM
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#11 (permalink)
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Nope it was those fucksticks from Livewire come to haunt us.
I quite enjoy troll baiting. But I couldn't eat a whole one. 
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09-06-2008, 12:32 PM
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#12 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by AccessDenied Nope it was those fucksticks from Livewire come to haunt us.
I quite enjoy troll baiting. But I couldn't eat a whole one. | Mayank IP Banned, right? | |
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09-06-2008, 12:33 PM
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#13 (permalink)
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Hope so. It's the only way to keep the buggers out.
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09-06-2008, 12:34 PM
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i'm guessing they'll find another way to haunt us, once again. | |
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09-06-2008, 12:35 PM
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