So obvious...

Guardian Devil · 05-13-2009, 03:55 AM

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

ANTI CONDOM · 05-13-2009, 03:55 AM

Giggity · 05-13-2009, 03:56 AM

I've seen this before, I laughed again though

Guardian Devil · 05-13-2009, 03:56 AM

Wut are you about MVP?

hheartstrongg · 05-13-2009, 04:00 AM

ollddd

Emz_x0x · 05-13-2009, 04:00 AM

I love that!

Come on MSN mikkeee

Guardian Devil · 05-13-2009, 04:01 AM

New to me so there!

There.

JCpatriots · 05-13-2009, 04:35 AM

DamnImGood · 05-13-2009, 04:57 AM

Do you just show up every once in a while to copy and paste something you found in an email?

Guardian Devil · 05-13-2009, 05:12 AM

And do you insist on ridiculing anyone in your path.

Mikep · 05-13-2009, 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Espíritu de Sanidad

And do you insist on ridiculing anyone in your path.

One would hope.

Guardian Devil · 05-13-2009, 06:24 AM

Trevor · 05-13-2009, 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Espíritu de Sanidad

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

I cut out my favorite ones.

DamnImGood · 05-13-2009, 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Espíritu de Sanidad

And do you insist on ridiculing anyone in your path.

Only if necessary.

::Paramore:: · 05-13-2009, 07:32 AM

I've seen these before, other ones too. lol. I guess people have to put obvious things like that becaue all it takes is for some idiot to say, "oooh, I'll bet I can get money by stopping this chainsaw with my hand, then sueing because it didn't say I shouldn't."
there are some stupid people out there.