Link qualified for a skate comp. Its pretty amazing really, but he's pretty good.
So anyway, we're going down to practice in like half an hour.
I have to go make myself look half decent, which isn't easy when you look like I do right now.

While I'm gone post a joke, unna.
I'll give rep to the person who posted the best joke.

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A priest is giving confession but he drank a little too much communion wine before hand and had to piss really badly. So when the next guy was done with his confession the priest asked him,

"Would you mind sitting in for me while I piss?"

The man being a pleasant soul said sure no problem. So the priest showed the man a list of sins and the corresponding penances to go along with them. So the man was pretty secure that he had things under control.

The man was going along giving away Our Fathers, Hail Marys, Rosaries and everything was going good.

Then a lady came in said, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. I gave my boyfriend a blowjob."

So the man looked on his list for Blowjob but couldn't find it. He crossed reference it with Head, Sucked Dick, and Oral Sex but couldn't find a penance.

So he asked an Altar Boy, "Hey, what does the priest give for a blowjob?"

To which the kid replied, "He usually gives us two candy bars and a soda pop."

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A priest was teaching wrestling pratice and a boy asked, Father, do you have any new moves to teach us?

The father pondered this and he said, welll we can start with the Half-Nelson.

He pulled one arm behind the boy and said. This is the half nelson. He then pulled the second arm behind the boy and said this is the full nelson.

He then bent the kid over and said, "And this is Father Nelson!"

Lol, you win.

Sorry Josh... Lmao.

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Awww. But haha. At both. Even though I didn't get Josh's 100%.