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Old 07-15-2007, 12:57 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Funnyii Instructions( You gotta do it!)
FIND THE THIRD LETTER IN UR LAST NAME!!!

A - I ATE...
B - I LICKED..
C - I SAT ON..
D - I PEED ON..
E - I HUMPED..
F - I CHASED..
G - I TACKLED..
H - I SHAT ON..
I - I STALKED..
J - I RAN AWAY WITH..
K - I FELL IN LOVE WITH..
L - I HAD A CRUSH ON..
M - I WANKED OVER..
N - I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH..
O - I PUNCHED..
P - I BIT..
Q - I SCREAMED AT..
R - I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH..
S- I WROTE A LOVE SONG ABOUT..
T- I TIED UP..
U - I HAD 69 WITH..
V- I SUCKED..
W- I POKED..
X- I SLEPT WITH..
Y- I MADE A MOVE ON..
Z- I WENT ON A DATE WITH..

FIND THE SECOND LETTER OF YOUR FIRST NAME...

A- A PROSTITUTE..
B- MY TEACHER..
C- GEORGE BUSH..
D- A RAT..
E- A TRAMP..
F- A SHEEP..
G- MY PLUMBER..
H- MY COMPUTER..
I- MY FINGERS..
J- A RABBIT..
K- A LEMMING..
L- AN APPLE..
M- TONY BLAIR..
N- A VIBRATOR..
O- A DILDO..
P- A MOVIESTAR..
Q- MY EX..
R- A BANANA..
S- A CUCUMBER..
T- A TUB OF VASELINE..
U- A PORNSTAR..
V- MY BARBIEDOLL..
W- AN ACTION MAN..
X- SOME CHEESE..
Y- A RANDOM GUY..
Z- SOME RANDOM WOMAN..

NOW FIND THE COLOUR OF THE UNDERWEAR YOU ARE WEARING...

RED- IN A TAXI..
BLUE- IN A BUSH..
GREEN- IN THE BATH..
BLACK- IN MY PARENTS BEDROOM..
WHITE- WHEN I WAS FIVE..
PINK- ON LIVE TV..
BROWN- WHEN I WAS A BABY..
PURPLE- ON THE BUS..
YELLOW- IN A CANDY STORE..
GREY- UNDER A COW..
ORANGE- IN A PIGSTY..
OTHER- BEHIND YOUR SOFA..

NOW FIND YOUR HAIR COLOR...

BLONDE- BECAUSE I WAS HIGH ON COCAINE!
BLACK- BECAUSE IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME!
BROWN- BECAUSE IT TURNED ME ON!
GINGER- BECAUSE I'M MAD!
RED- BECAUSE I'M BORED OF THE USUAL!
STRAWBERRY BLONDE- BECAUSE I CAN'T FACE THE FACT THAT I AM GINGER!

now write in comments wat u got!!
it soo funny!!

Here's mine!
I wrote a love song about a prostitute in the bath because it turned me on!
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I bit a tramp behind your sofa because it turned me on!
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I had a crush on a dildo in my parents bedroom becasue it turned me on.
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Re: Funnyii Instructions( You gotta do it!)
I Made A Move On..a Prostitute..when I Was A Baby..because It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time!


^^ coming way too perfect and matching matching ? lol
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i did this on your bebo matt...lol...

i had an affair with a prostitute on the bus because it turned me on.
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I tied up a tramp when i was 5 because it seemed like a good idea at the time
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I know this is wrong but.. I'm going to bump this merely because i think it's funny, if no one posts it'll die fast so no worries.
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I had a crush on my computer in a bush because it turned me on.

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LMFAO! See I find the results hilarious which is why i brought it back xD
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Matt, Bumping threads is wrong /Joke

I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND WITH A TRAMP IN MY PARENTS BEDROOM BECAUSE I'M MAD!
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