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Old 09-08-2009, 01:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I picked up this girl one time on the train. [Story Time, from Godzilla]

I met this cute ass girl on the train once. I told her I'd pay her $300 to have sex with me. She blinked for a second and said "ewwww no".

I accepted the rejection, and went onto carry a mild-natured conversation with her from there on. I told her where I was working and where she worked, why she had left school, her hobbies, bullshit like that. Soon enough, we became decent friends right then and there.

She later asked me why I offered her $300 for sex, and I told her it was because I didn't care for the social tinkering that was involved with getting laid, but made it clear that the conversation we had going now is just friendly. She was like, "lol yeah", but this time, she started getting all touchy and shit. It was quite the entry in for me. She told me I was interesting, I said thanks.

We arrived at our respective stops very quickly after that, I could tell she would miss me, so I asked her for her number and assured her I'd contact her tomorrow. And surely enough, I did. I went to her place, one thing escalated to another, and soon enough, my penis was well inside her vagina. For free.

Fuck yeah to getting laid.
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Old 09-08-2009, 01:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: I picked up this girl one time on the train. [Story Time, from Godzilla]

Yay?
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Anti-climactic story bro.
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Re: I picked up this girl one time on the train. [Story Time, from Godzilla]

i thought you're gone?

oh, poor girl, she didn't realize that it was a trap. tsk tsk tsk
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oh, poor girl, she didn't realize that it was a trap. tsk tsk tsk
trap for what?
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For free. I lol'd.
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Reading it is about as close to for free sex as youre gonna get, Chris.

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CSB; someone had to bring that up.
Imagine having the guts to go up to someone and ask to pay them for sex.
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son i did those things before you were born...
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Of course you did, Hamza. Lol.
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yes master.
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