We took a look down the evolutionary chain and found that our creature cousins are in a very very randy bunch. Learn what they know about survival of the friskiest.


Birds do it. Bees do it. Randy little monkeys in the trees do it. Hell, these guys invented the wild thing. From primates to praying mantises, the animal kingdom has a thing or two to teach us. Find the best bedroom tips that will bring out the beast in you and have him panting, purring and howling for more.


Get him to earn your lovin
The female octopus wont consider tangling up with a male until his normally neutral coloured skin gets all striped and bumpy(apprently the hot, all primped out look for leggy lovers). No matter how brie your fling, your man should win you over - it'll make you feel so desired.


Make sex a 24 hours mindset, not a 45 minute activity
Bonobo apes grope, tease and touch each other every 90 minutes or so all day long which makes these horny tree-swingers the happiest simians around. If you ape their frisky state of mind, you'll experience libidinous bliss too. Pinch your guy's butt, or pretend to reach for something over him and absendmindedly balance yourself on his crotch.


Can the romance occasionally
There's something so animal about grabbing your guy, shredding his boxers with your teeth and going at it in a sweaty frenzy-no cancles, no wine, no love songs. The female praying mantis knows the power of primal desire. She gets so caught up in the corporal act, she actually bites the head off her panter. Having man and eating too would be extreme but let this lust bug teach you a thing or two about pure satisfaction.


Wake the neighbours
The male humpback whale courts by singing love songs so loud, they can be heard miles away. Make some sounds to declare your sexual rhapsody-scream, moan, groan, or even make dirty innuendos when you are no where near your man's Moby Dick.


Patent a foreplay move
Fireflies, the frisky little buzzers, know it's key to have a signature sexual tactic to lure in-and turn on-lovers. There are more than 2000 species of these naughty gnats, and all use a unique light-flashing-language to attract partners-the sexiest strobe show has other fireflies flocking. Cultivating a technique or touch that makes you stand out will do the job just fine.


Command that he cuddle
After bats mate, they nuzzle for as long as eight months in hibernation. If batboy can spoon nearly for a year, the least your man can do it stick around and snuggle for half an hour or so if you want it.


Start a randy exchange
A choosy female penguin satisfies her mate according tot he size of the pebble he rolls into her pad-the bigger the rock, the harder she'll rock into his world. No one has to tell this ice queen that sex can be fun, sex, bawdy barter game. Doling out a dirty little favour for the job well done is the nicest-and naughtiest-form of positive reinforcement around.

Incorporate some kink into your act
If those adorable little starfish can have massive orgies(mating balls, in science textbook speak), surely you can inject a little feisty action into your love life. A free for all swingers scene may not be your thing, so get it on in front of mirror or investigave the potential of scarves.

Don't forget, go gorilla with doggy style.

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It does. And is that Australian slang?

Randy? Brie?

let's put another shrimp on the barbie!

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