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09-18-2007, 04:14 PM
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Humanity for Dummies
Now I know some of you may be offended by my views, but if you're going to respond immaturely don't do it at all.
Eating and Humans
- Humans have a tendency of obsessing over their nutrition, either rejecting it all together or eating it madly. This may contribute to their insanity and overall great weight.
- Humans have more nutrients than any human. It'd be very beneficial to eat the dead, but it is considered wrong by humans. Why? We don't know; in fact, this is highly illogical. Humans are very illogical beings (more on this later).
- Humans enjoy chemicals (kem-i-kuhl-z: questionable liquids made in questionable ways). This can be seen by people chugging down soda (soa-duh: a mixture of chemicals).
- Humans have love/hate relationships with food and chemicals. They love it so much, they stuff it away in natural packs called "fat", but then they desperately try to rid of this "fat" once it begins to crush their children, but it is too late. Any logical being would eat their children in this situation, but they instead bury them and let this nutrition rot away. And every human seems to suffer from this. Children have a small chance of living due to this, so they must have sex more than rabbits (more on this later).
- Fresh meat is juicy and chewy. You can taste it for awhile after putting it in your mouth and has a strong, distinct, after taste but human beings, being illogical would instead rather cook the food to the point where the majority of the juice is gone and dried up. It also becomes easier to tear and thus the joy ends at a much quicker pace.
More later.
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09-18-2007, 04:58 PM
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Re: Humanity for Dummies
So you would go around eating dead people and raw meat?
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09-18-2007, 05:02 PM
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Re: Humanity for Dummies
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So you would go around eating dead people and raw meat?
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Eh, so long as they weren't rotting, why not?
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09-18-2007, 05:20 PM
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Re: Humanity for Dummies
I don't eat meat at all so i couldn't see myself eating other people.
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09-18-2007, 06:58 PM
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Re: Humanity for Dummies
PEOPLE TASTE GOOD! I ate a few while I was in New Guinea.
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09-18-2007, 07:02 PM
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Re: Humanity for Dummies
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PEOPLE TASTE GOOD! I ate a few while I was in New Guinea.
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OOh, any babies?
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09-18-2007, 07:08 PM
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Re: Humanity for Dummies
Yes, their sweet flesh is the best!
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09-18-2007, 07:16 PM
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Re: Humanity for Dummies
Joy! ^_^
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09-18-2007, 10:39 PM
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Re: Humanity for Dummies
SpringerLink - Journal Article <<click there.
According to to this paper published in Human Ecology there is too little nutrition to be worth the effort in normal societies. Where there is a shortage of other food sources it does have some value but it can't be determined because there are too few examples.
I would suggest Rorei donate her body, now, to be tested for any nutriants so a decisive conclusion can be reached.
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09-18-2007, 11:18 PM
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Re: Humanity for Dummies
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I would suggest Rorei donate her body, now, to be tested for any nutriants so a decisive conclusion can be reached.
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Makes perfect sense.
He could volunteer his body to our University hospital, I am sure I would like him on my dissection table. I am curious to learn more about his neurological system and perhaps do some research on troll physiology. After I am done, the publishers of Human Ecology could have his body for their own research. 
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09-19-2007, 02:55 AM
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Re: Humanity for Dummies
Humans have a tendency of obsessing over their nutrition, either rejecting it all together or eating it madly. This may contribute to their insanity and overall great weight.
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Humans have more nutrients than any human.
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that makes a lot of sense.
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Humans enjoy chemicals (kem-i-kuhl-z: questionable liquids made in questionable ways). This can be seen by people chugging down soda (soa-duh: a mixture of chemicals).
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soda can be bad. we know that. but theres good chemicals 2. questionable ways? wtf? its not questionable just because u dont know how to make it.
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Humans have love/hate relationships with food and chemicals. They love it so much, they stuff it away in natural packs called "fat", but then they desperately try to rid of this "fat" once it begins to crush their children, but it is too late. Any logical being would eat their children in this situation, but they instead bury them and let this nutrition rot away. And every human seems to suffer from this. Children have a small chance of living due to this, so they must have sex more than rabbits (more on this later).
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every animal has fat. u need fat to survive. its actually a backup if u cant get enough food. humans dont eat their children because were capable of something called compasion, and we take care of our children. animals that take care of their children dont eat them. a dog wouldnt eat its own puppies. something like a shark might, because sharks dont take care of their young.
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Fresh meat is juicy and chewy. You can taste it for awhile after putting it in your mouth and has a strong, distinct, after taste but human beings, being illogical would instead rather cook the food to the point where the majority of the juice is gone and dried up. It also becomes easier to tear and thus the joy ends at a much quicker pace.
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human teeth are made for chewing and tearing, but not that much. it is much healthier to cook meat(vegetables depend), and it is easier to eat. that doesnt mean the 'joy' is gone. cooking also helps get rid of bacteria and viruses, so its actually improving ur survival chances. cooked meat is also easier to digest in ur stomach, so u use less energy digesting.
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09-19-2007, 09:02 AM
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Re: Humanity for Dummies
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Joy! ^_^
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I wuz bande fer an munth sexkiboi!1!11!
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09-19-2007, 09:42 AM
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Re: Humanity for Dummies
I hear humans have big egos too and like proving they are wrong and everyone else is lower than them.
BTW I was ganna make a topic like this! Damnit, you read my mind and stole my idea!
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09-19-2007, 09:44 AM
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Do it again.
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I wuz bande fer an munth sexkiboi!1!11!
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Were you a bad girl?
What were you banned for?
Do it again.
Sorry, I had to say that.
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09-19-2007, 09:48 AM
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Re: Do it again.
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Were you a bad girl?
What were you banned for?
Do it again.
Sorry, I had to say that.
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I ish a bad boi
I was banned for being  on multiple occasions.
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