#1 I'm too flippin awesome.

I can't bare the thought of a world without me.

It would be shit.

World - Ish = SHIT.

There would be no reason for anyone to exist anymore.

So there.

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Australia would be happy you left the world.

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I've been on that path too. You're not alone. I'm here. I'm gunna support you. Trust me.

Funny. I also can't kill myself because I'm too awesome.

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Saying "Awkwaaaaard.." doesn't make the situation any more or less awkward.

Your statement just reminds us all of the blithering, unnecessary idiot who you are.

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I can't kill myself either because my 7-8 inch penis is too precious. In fact, I think I'm helping people get out of depression when I use it on them

Seems legit.

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Nah I think it's more like a 7-8 mile ego to compensate for a 3 inch penis...

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I can't kill myself for the reason of pain, well obviously you can feel more pain if you know you will die.

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I cant kill myself because I don't want to be buried and then a have a worm eat my balls.

Welcome to the Absurdist club! Look it up (absurdism, not the absurdist club) and you'll realize that everything is pointless so it is therefore pointless to exist but just as pointless to off yourself.