Are you having a laugh here?

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Ell - Becuase my name is Ellen and my family shorten it to Ell

Pweschooler - Becuase my handwriting is preschooley

Allen - Because my maths teacher is from pakistan and pronounces 'Ellen' as 'Allen', although the other day he was putting my initials on the board for talking and he wrote 'AD' and the whole class corrected him. He really did think my name was Allen.

Allen the panda - Because of the Allen thing, and because I'm not really one for wearing makeup, and one day I came to school with eyeliner on, and it smudged, and I got panda eyes, so voila.

Pweschool Allen the panda - Just all the nicknames conbined.


EDIT// Another one, one of my teachers from my old school used to call me drewy because it's my brothers nickname, our last name is Drew, and everyone adds a y to his name.

Cazza Mufassa = What my mates call me bc there weird
Caz = short sorta for carys
Carysimo= what my mates mum calls me

Lana Loo - Basically, my twin sister was called Loosie and I was called Lana. We were called Lana Loo and Loosie Lan before we was even born... complications in my mothers placenta meant that both of us couldn't survive, and the weaker was was to be aborted in order for the stronger one to have a greater chance of survival.

I've been called Lana Loo ever since.

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TBuck- When I was around 11 or 12, my friend just called me TBuck one day, and since then all my close friends call me it. It works, because my first name is Thomas and my last name begins with Buck.

Mr. Emo Penguin- This is a joke nickname I share with my friends at school. My friends call me emo a lot, mainly because of the songs and stories that I write. So, I went to the aquarium once and my sister pointed out that there was one penguin in the case standing all alone. We called it the emo penguin, and since penguins are my favorite animal and my friends call me emo, I became Mr. Emo Penguin.

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The past comes to life when the present forces it to be a part of us again. If only the future had you in it my friend. R.I.P. Rich
"It's in your head, all the voices mistaken, shake it off, shake it off, we're all dying in the end."- Atreyu

i only have one called jellybeanx cause whenever im djing i would use this,im a guy who loves jellybeans and the x stand for eXtreme addiction of music hehe

My firend dont usualy call me the last hobo but they did for awhile after we had a massive scavenger hunt (involving to major towns and 24h) and one of the challangers was to dress up like a hobo and sit the the street and try to skab $2 of randos it took me 2h (wasted time) i took the most time so vola "The last hobo"

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Ebay.

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The English can learn from Americans. When we were stuck stealing tea and potatoes from countries we invaded, Americans docked their ships at Africa and stole the people instead.

i got 2: Dr. G cuz my last name starts with G and ppl think i'm smart
and fatass cuz i used to be fat in middle school and it stuck but now its more of an endearment rather than an insult

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look i can do math!
tequila+horny chicks=good time

Mp

Magic Power
Magic penis

basically all combination of 2 words with the first one starting with M and second with P

as my name is Martin Philippe

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'' An opinion is like a STD; It's not because you have one that you have to give it to others.''

I hate my name. so i told my teachers to call me that in school the first day of school. ad ever since then, people been calling JEAR, or JR

1. there was i guy in my class that i liked last yr and he called me lana
2. my friend anna calls me li, she likes to shorten names.
3. my parents and family call me ellie

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Aeliana_Tali

Quote:

" In order to be someone, you must first be yourself."

Nick name: Tiny because I'm 6"8 and my mates are smartasses

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Got Milk?

Fucking hell :| 6ft8" ?!

I suddenly feel very very small.

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I have about six

Emperor of the void- Because my friends are fucking retarted.

Devils seed- One of my favorite songs therefore they decided it was a fitting nickname of me.

Satan'sChild666- I have joking with my friends when I made my first band and they called me that ever since.

Fuzzy Pshyco- My ex girlfriend came up with this one day when she was touching my hair and listening to me go on about taking over the world. ( my hair is now up to or a little past my ears)

Skull Crusher- I was crushing pumpikns on halloween.

Happy Hour- We were on my friends boat when he called me that.

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For heaven's sake catch me before I kill more. I cannot control myself.