best ways to fake sick

Victoria Paige · 08-13-2008, 01:01 AM

Well my mom is starting to get suspisious of howcome whenever im sick and cant go to school its always the same thing? Please post your favorite ways of getting out of school

my faveorites are
1. make yourself barf around her,claim for sick stomach,headache,cant eat
2. dont get up from bed. at all .and if they try to make you...start to get up slowly but be clumsy like fall down.(say your head is killing you)
3. run to the dishwasher when it is giving off hot air,put your forehead by it,go to your mom and claim you dont feel well. she will touch your head and it will be hot!

so thats how i do it. could anyone tell me new ways please.
thhannks

Cirrax Lankart · 08-13-2008, 01:25 AM

I can make myself sick. focus on your stomach, find the slightest uncomfortable feeling and focus on it, feel it grow and your body will react. and viola. your ill.

BrunetteHeaded · 08-13-2008, 01:29 AM

Once I coughed so much it developed in to a barking cough.. It was bad though cos it got all mucusy..
I don't really fake to be ill. Being ill sucks lol.

Lostsoul · 08-13-2008, 01:57 AM

Best thing is throwing up...I mean, they can't deny you're sick if they see you vomiting.

Victoria Paige · 08-13-2008, 03:01 AM

yah lol vomit is instant magic

and to the guy under me who can make himself sick! wow thats pretty cool. i dont think i could do it though lol. sounds hard

catateface · 08-14-2008, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Victoria Paige

yah lol vomit is instant magic

the guy under me can make himself hard

what???

joethestar · 08-14-2008, 08:55 AM

she is talking about Lostsoul

filip · 08-14-2008, 09:15 AM

IMO vomiting is a bit too much. If I faked vomiting my mom would just take me to the doctors and I dont want that. Yeah vomiting is taking it a bit too far

crescendo_5 · 08-14-2008, 12:53 PM

for some weird reason I always sneeze when Im plucking my eyebrows..
so I would pluck them a lot right before school and Id be sneezing and eyes all watery and Id tell my dad I had a cold and he fell for it every time

Sylver · 08-14-2008, 01:49 PM

I usually tell them that I have stomachache, headache, sore throat or flu.. and I start to have some symptoms the night before..

they always fall for it.. anyway I don't use this trick too often cause they would become suspicious...

joga_11 · 08-14-2008, 09:37 PM

Just go to skool ¬_¬

Tomoros_dream · 08-15-2008, 07:22 PM

i know its not getting out of school but tis kinda the same topic lol

hehe when me and my friend roxy went on holiday with my family (we had our own room which we shared with my little sis)

we wanted to sneak out that night so we needed to find a way to get my lil sis to stay in my parents room!

so in the morning me left some milk on outside to sour i the sun

then later on we slightly heated some vegtable soup and added some of the milk

we poured it on my sisters bed so we could say roxy had been sick on it lol so my sis couldnt sleep in our room that night

worked a treat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As for school id use a hot cloth to create a tempreture lol

Aussie Bombshell · 08-15-2008, 07:24 PM

When I fake a sickie at work I usually ring up and say I have a migraine, or I've been up all night with Diarrhea, which no one wants anways to go somewhere where they may not be able to reach the toilet in time!

romia · 08-16-2008, 12:44 AM

stick your head under your pillow... not too long

but your temperature will raise and you will look like having a headache...

theman123 · 08-26-2008, 01:11 PM

lol what i would do was take peaces of bread break it up n throw it in the toilet n say i threw up my toast it worked a few times but my mom goes to work early so i can just skip and my school would never call :P