Ok so emergency!!! call 911!!! my hair is a big mess right now.
I used to have long wavy hair, but than I decided to be a rebel & dye it pink & straighten the hell out of it. so my hair was bleached & destroyed, so than i cut it to above my breasts (it used to be right below them) & i regret it deeply because before my hair was so heavy that their was only waves in the bottom, now it's HUGE, like 60's hair. so than i decided to use straightening cream & other than making it a billion times more damaged, all the bits that where bleached fell off so now my hair is all diffrents lengths, besides the fact that the idiot who cut my hair last time did a horrible job with my bangs. So I was thinking of getting extensions, dead straight ones, asian hair. but than what to i do with my current puff ball? even with cream it doesnt stay in place & i cant straighten it more. :S WHAT TO DO!? NEED HELP!! also, what do u recomment, clip ons/sowing/glued on?

clip-ons are less expensive and if they are the right colour look realistic.
about your hair condition:
righttt, i was in a similar situation - I had dyed my hair over 20 times and straightened my hair everyday for years, i had really long hair (under my boobs length) but i cut it into a bob to get rid of all the damage, I've also stopped straightening my hair and I'm sworn off dying my hair for at least a year because my hair dresser said it would fall out
honestly your best bet is to cut most of the damaged hair off, you can't repair damaged hair, full stop. that's why you get your split ends cut off. hope this kinda helps.

i was thinking of getting braids & having it sown in like african haired woman have. but i have caucasian hair, so idk if it will be the same? also the woman that wear weave their hair doesn't move & sometimes u can see the braids

Stick with the natural hair you have left and stop dying it

i'd say clipp ins, i have glue ins but my hair is stupidly short for clips.
it takes forever to get the glue out thats the only bad thing about glue in them in and because your hair is in bad condition, i wouldn't recomend it!
have you tried aussie's miracle moist sham&cond its amazing!