Why do gay guys like boobs so darn much? xD

    • Why do gay guys like boobs so darn much? xD

      K so I have a lot of gay friends (I'm in Theatre, there's more gays than straights, and there's also no personal space, so any random groping/ass slapping goes with the territory.)

      And they all loooove boobs. Especially my closest gay guy friend, who's a senior. He just loves grabbing them and randomly groping me, it's just something he does when bored. And he is very, very, very gay. Also one of my bi friends is such a boob man, it's hilarious. The funniest thing is the mix between gay and straight - he starts advising you on types of bras, and then, of course, has to grab your boobs to measure the size. xD He'll just be talking to you, zone out, and be like "Sorry, I was staring at your boobs."Such honesty, you don't often find it in straight guys. lol.

      But honestly, I was wondering, what IS it with gay/"half gay" guys? I understand why my bi friends like boobs (both guys and girls), but you're :gay:

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      muffincult713 wrote:

      The half gay thing is a joke, it's what we call my bi friend (he's cool with it.)

      RMG, I see your point, but it's the theatre version of a handshake. It's not really sexual or interactive, just a grab. Yeah it makes no sense. XD


      um, no. that's not the theatre version of anything. that's just you and your friends.

      i doubt they're completely straight if they like boobs.
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      I dunno, but I have a gay female friend who is obsessed with pairing guys together, in everything - TV shows, movies, books, real life - and to me that makes no sense. If you're a girl, who likes girls, why would you want guys to hook up??

      And another friend of mine is in practically in love with a gay guy, who is like the guys you mentioned, with the boob groping and whatnot, so I have heard a lot about gays loving boobs before. I don't get it =P
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      Maybe that's how the relationship is with your friends there. But don't generalize it and say that all theatre programs are like that.
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      muffincult713 wrote:

      K so I have a lot of gay friends (I'm in Theatre, there's more gays than straights, and there's also no personal space, so any random groping/ass slapping goes with the territory.)

      And they all loooove boobs. Especially my closest gay guy friend, who's a senior. He just loves grabbing them and randomly groping me, it's just something he does when bored. And he is very, very, very gay. Also one of my bi friends is such a boob man, it's hilarious. The funniest thing is the mix between gay and straight - he starts advising you on types of bras, and then, of course, has to grab your boobs to measure the size. xD He'll just be talking to you, zone out, and be like "Sorry, I was staring at your boobs."Such honesty, you don't often find it in straight guys. lol.

      But honestly, I was wondering, what IS it with gay/"half gay" guys? I understand why my bi friends like boobs (both guys and girls), but you're :gay:

      Maybe your friend is Bisexual.
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      Okay Jobro, I didn't mean to throw any generalizations, I've just observed that Theatre Kids tend to be a weird, eccentric and flamboyant group. By no means am I saying that this is a bad thing or that ALL Theatre kids are like that, it's just that Theatre kids tend to be, well... Theatrical.

      I know for a fact that this friend is NOT bisexual. Just because a straight girl likes boobs, doesn't mean she's lesbian, as with gay guys. I'm just wondering what it is that makes everyone like boobs, haha. Maybe something to do with nursing, but it's interesting all the same.

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      That's so not true. Your friends just like to touch. Maybe he's pretending to be gay so he can touch you. Personally, if I touch my friends boobs it's because I can with out being slapped. But even though I can, I don't because I don't feel the need to. I only do it when I want to make a straight guy jealous lol.

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      hmm that's interesting... I don't like boobs. Oh, and I'm not saying you're wrong or anything- but I spent 5 years performing musical theatre (which is to say doing 2 or 3 local productions in a 1500 seat theatre a year) and I will admit there is a fair bit of mucking around and some people get a bit sexual, especially in a male dressing room full of school boys. But I can say that in the 12 musicals I've done i've never met a serial groper.
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