Embarrassing Sex stories

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      I thought I'd create a thread about some embarrassing sexual experiences.. I recently had one which was both humiliating and some what funny.. I thought I'd share..


      So I was with my lady friend, we were trying to find a place where we can get some peace and quiet with out roomates and so on.. So I drove her to my house.. We hung out in the basement, watched I Love You Man.. And then transformers, which had creepy ass robots.. So I was going down on her, doing the stuff.. And this tiny ass robot kept appearing and distracting me.. Like he'd yell at Megan Fox and stuff and I was like "WTF?!??!"..

      Anyway, she asks me if I wanted to have sex... Me, being a virgin, said "sure".. Although I was a bit nervous.. Sooooo one thing led to another.. Sooooooooooooooooo like... I get on top, but theres no room for my leg.. SO my goofy ass is sitting there with a condom, trying to find a place to put it.. Then came the worst part, I lost my erection.. Soooooo she was rubbing it and I was just about to put it in, literarlly half an inch, and she was like, "Don't do it, I rubbed all the lube off".. I had one condom at the time and I was like "What the fuck........" SO im sitting there with a condom hangin off my weiner just baffled..

      It was all my fault, that fucking robot distracted me... Had to be the most embarrassing moment ever.. Can anyone top that?


      (Sorry about the mess, I can't type..)
      "I'm gods lonely man"

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      well I was having sex with my girlfriend at the time in my bed and then suddenly my door opens and my dad comes in.

      We both froze and looked at him and he goes 'oh sorry, didnt mean to interupt, you can carry on'

      then he closed the door, still inside my room, pulled up one of my chairs, leaned back in it and opened a beer and said 'just pretend im not here'

      always a good time, he said 'there is nothing better than just watching'
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      Kevmo7 wrote:

      well I was having sex with my girlfriend at the time in my bed and then suddenly my door opens and my dad comes in.

      We both froze and looked at him and he goes 'oh sorry, didnt mean to interupt, you can carry on'

      then he closed the door, still inside my room, pulled up one of my chairs, leaned back in it and opened a beer and said 'just pretend im not here'

      always a good time, he said 'there is nothing better than just watching'


      :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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      Kevmo7 wrote:

      well I was having sex with my girlfriend at the time in my bed and then suddenly my door opens and my dad comes in.

      We both froze and looked at him and he goes 'oh sorry, didnt mean to interupt, you can carry on'

      then he closed the door, still inside my room, pulled up one of my chairs, leaned back in it and opened a beer and said 'just pretend im not here'

      always a good time, he said 'there is nothing better than just watching'



      Damn LOL
      "I'm gods lonely man"

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      I have an embarassing sex-related moment.

      It was back in the great Autobot Decepticon wars. me and my army was laying seige to the Autobot fortress. We planned to kill Ultra Magnus. We blasted through doors peering in to see which was Ultra Magnus' room. Then, here where the embarassing part comes in. I blasted the next door, and I saw Ironhide and Arcee having sex. Yes, they were having sex. I was so disgusted. It was because of that disgusting moment we failed our mission.

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      Megatron wrote:

      I have an embarassing sex-related moment.

      It was back in the great Autobot Decepticon wars. me and my army was laying seige to the Autobot fortress. We planned to kill Ultra Magnus. We blasted through doors peering in to see which was Ultra Magnus' room. Then, here where the embarassing part comes in. I blasted the next door, and I saw Ironhide and Arcee having sex. Yes, they were having sex. I was so disgusted. It was because of that disgusting moment we failed our mission.


      Cool story bro..
      "I'm gods lonely man"

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      Kevmo7 wrote:

      well I was having sex with my girlfriend at the time in my bed and then suddenly my door opens and my dad comes in.

      We both froze and looked at him and he goes 'oh sorry, didnt mean to interupt, you can carry on'

      then he closed the door, still inside my room, pulled up one of my chairs, leaned back in it and opened a beer and said 'just pretend im not here'

      always a good time, he said 'there is nothing better than just watching'



      I really don't think there's any way to top that in this thread. Wow. Just wow.

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      Quite a while back, right near the end of last year my boyfriend and I had gotten back to his house after school. Now... Lee's dad has very set patterns that he doesn't deviate from. One of those things is that if he comes home in the middle of the day, he parks his car in the driveway instead of in the garage.

      Well, this time, he didn't. Lee and I walked in the door and within a couple minutes we decided we were going to have sex. I was wearing nothing from the waist down when we hear "Hey Guys!" from behind us. His dad walked down the stairs and right past the back of the couch then into the kitchen. For like five minutes he's standing less than ten feet from us, completely oblivious to what was going on. I couldn't really do anything to get dressed without letting on that something was up, I was just creeping my foot down discreetly to grab hold of my shorts and slide them toward me slowly.

      He's just chatting away with us while he's getting a snack and something to drink then he walks right back upstairs again. The second he was out of sight I was scrambling to get dressed again. I've never been so damned scared in my life.

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      Unlike Kevmo's post mine is actually legitimate...
      I was at my fiancé's apartment and the only ppl that have a key are his landlord, him, me and his mother in case he ever got locked out. We were having sex in the shower one morning when there was a knock on the bathroom door. His Mom said "Punkin! a package came for you at the house and I stopped by to drop it off." My fiancé said "thanks Mom" and as she left she said "Good bye honey...oh and good bye to Jessica too" that was pretty embarrassing.
      [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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      jessiegirl522 wrote:

      Unlike Kevmo's post mine is actually legitimate...
      I was at my fiancé's apartment and the only ppl that have a key are his landlord, him, me and his mother in case he ever got locked out. We were having sex in the shower one morning when there was a knock on the bathroom door. His Mom said "Punkin! a package came for you at the house and I stopped by to drop it off." My fiancé said "thanks Mom" and as she left she said "Good bye honey...oh and good bye to Jessica too" that was pretty embarrassing.


      You are quite the instigator, aren't ya.
      And thats pretty funny.. :p


      People will always talk about you
      Might as well give them something to talk about

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      Alright so yeah my "bestfriend" at the time were chilling and she was getting a lil close to me.. and she literally started to blow on me and she was just like ahaha.. I'm blowing you.. and I'm like thats not blowing! *pushes her head down* and yeah.. she actually went down.. but then we did it. . . and we stopped being friends. and she told people.. They were like :O.. friend1: You fucked that girl? I was nahhhh.. friend2: who? friend1: some chubby jewish girl. so embarrassing D; [ame='http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZS4xT5Je1c']YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.[/ame]