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I am rather quite new, and by rather - I mean completely, To this forum. So, to start things off, I suppose I should and will be telling you a bit about myself. So, let us begin:
A Few Of My Hobbies happen to include: smoking, drinking, fire, fucking with people, nude sun bathing, skating, petting my kitty, slapping dogs asses, farming midgets, taking ice cold showers in truck stops, playing with my balls, launching small rodants into the upper levels of the atmosphere with home made rockets, shitting on sidewalks, circumsizing babies, rubbing hedgehogs the wrong way, I'm making a head band, skull fucking, piercing places that shouldn’t be pierced with dirty pins, eating mung, singing someones in teh kitchen with dina, cooking a honey baked ham, licking animal balls, punching my boss in the neck, sailing the sea’s of cheese, drinking milk out of random womans boobs, driving down dead ends, touching myself in elevators, dancing with the devil in the pale moon light, hoisting my main sail, yelling at mimes, slapping woman with bologna, raiding old womens booty, burning,looting,& pilaging, making tents in my pants in public places. Then announcing it to everone around, shaving shapes in my pubic hairs, braiding my pubes, licking my lips at fat women, walking around naked - To impress girls with my manhood, I AM FROM THE FUTURE!, wearing extra clingy short shorts, kicking children on mondays, burying myself in graveyards,feeding alkaseltzer to birds, skipping rocks, pickling kittens heads, holding my breath till' I pass out, jumping off piers wearing cement shoes, growing a garden, biting the heads off of live bats & small fish, leading my army of noobs, killing cereal
That pretty much sums up of all my hobbies, if you have any questions, comments, are just random "Hello's". Feel more then free to post them.
A quick little note: This really isn't me, I just though I should post in on here. I found it funny, maybe you will? Anyways, I'm looking forward to start posting on your forums. If I don't get banned by this simple greeting, that is.
~*~
Nick: GoreRotted
Sex: Male
Age: 18
How I Found This: Brother (Looked at his account from about and around, 2 years ago)
Last edited by GoreRotted; 01-30-2008 at 01:18 PM.
You may be one person in this world, but you’re the world to one person
Bonum certamen certavi, cursum consummavi, fidem servavi. I have fought a good fight, I have finished my course,I have kept the faith
Shake it 
"Mentally twisted, insane, loony, simply said: F'cked up" Yep...that's me 
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