# AIDS Awareness: Try different positions with the same woman instead of the same position with different women. Plz pass it on to all careless fuckers. I just did.
# Pappu Bank se 50,000 Rs lene gaya. 500 k note nahi si. Lady cashier: Aap so (100) k le loge?
Pappu: Tussi deyo ta sahi, asi khare-khare hi lai-leyaangey.
# What is the Similarity between VIAGRA & Goverment Offices?
Dono aapko 2 minute k Kaam k liye ek Ghanta khada rakhtey hain.
# Similarities between BRA and BAR.
Both have same alphabets. Both r drinkin zones. Both have restriction time of closing and openin. When open, both drive men crazy!
# God asked Women: Did I make a Mistake in Designing Men?
Women: It's OK Except that the "JOY STICK" meant for us is not Detachable.
# Todays generation: Six year old boy to a four year old boy: Dude, I found a condom in the balcony.
Four year old boy: What's a balcony ?
# Thought for the day: Fuck a girl & she'll love you... Love a girl & she'll fuck you!
# Suhag raat ko dulha bola: Priye bolo, aaj tujhe chand pe le jaun ya taaron me?
Dulhan: Pehle apna Rocket dikhao, phir decide karungi.
# Q: Why is it good for young boys to read Playboy & Penthouse?
A: It improves hand-eye coordination.
# AIDS awareness slogan: Either use First Hand or Just Hand. Get More Adult Jokes Jokes & Non Veg Jokes