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One to screw in the light bulb, the other to sit and nag you about it.
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08-20-2010, 02:23 AM
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How do you know when to get a new washing machine?
When the old one tells you to "do your share".
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08-20-2010, 04:22 AM
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ok, sexist but the other way around:
Why do men like to have sex in front of a mirror ???
Because things are bigger than they appear
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08-21-2010, 12:44 AM
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If a tree in a forest falls down and crushes a woman and nobody hears it, why is there a kitchen in the forest?
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08-21-2010, 03:41 AM
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Why havnt women been to the moon?
It doesnt need cleaning yet? | |
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08-21-2010, 08:56 PM
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How do you turn your dishwasher into a snow blower?
Give your wife a shovel  | |
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08-21-2010, 09:44 PM
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I don't get it  | |
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#24 | | Super Senior Member
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Wife = dishwasher.
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08-23-2010, 01:08 AM
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Why do women not have licenses?
There is no road between the kitchen and the washroom.
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08-23-2010, 01:13 AM
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#26 | | Super Senior Member
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Originally Posted by BattleForTheSun  Wife = dishwasher. | Excuse me from being so stupid.
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08-23-2010, 09:38 PM
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oh god 
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