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Old 08-20-2010, 01:47 AM   #16
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Old 08-20-2010, 02:23 AM   #17
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How do you know when to get a new washing machine?
When the old one tells you to "do your share".
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ok, sexist but the other way around:

Why do men like to have sex in front of a mirror ???





Because things are bigger than they appear
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Old 08-21-2010, 12:44 AM   #19
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If a tree in a forest falls down and crushes a woman and nobody hears it, why is there a kitchen in the forest?
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Why havnt women been to the moon?


It doesnt need cleaning yet?
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How do you turn your dishwasher into a snow blower?

Give your wife a shovel
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I don't get it
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Wife = dishwasher.
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Why do women not have licenses?

There is no road between the kitchen and the washroom.
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Wife = dishwasher.
Excuse me from being so stupid.

I get it now.
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oh god
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