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Old 07-19-2012, 01:38 PM   #1
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Advice for you 'up and coming' cowboys/girls...
1) Don't squat with your spurs on
2) Always drink up stream from the herd
3) Never smack a man who's chewing
4) Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day
5) The only way to drive cattle fast, is slowly
6) Never miss a good chance to shut up
7) Don't dig for water near an outhouse
8) Don't drive black cattle in the dark
9) The only good reason to ride a bull is to meet a nurse
10) Make apologies not excuses
11) Water and truth are freshest at the source
12) Don't go in if you can't figure your way back out
13) If you climb in the saddle, be ready for a ride
14) Any cowboy/girl can carry a tune, the problem is when he/she tries to unload it
15) Generally, you ain't learning if your gums are flapping
16) If it don't seem worth the effort, it ain't
17) Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier then putting it back in
18) The quickest way to double your money is to fold it
19) Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction
20) Good judgement comes from experience, which comes from bad judgement
21) The biggest trouble you'll ever run into watches you shave his face every morning
22) When in doubt let your horse do the thinking
23) Rodeo means, bring your own balls
24) Don't mess with something that ain't bugging you
25) It's better to keep your mouth shut and look stupid, then to open it and prove it
26) Don't worry about biting off more than you can chew, your mouth's probably bigger than you thought
27) Never ask a barber if you need a haircut
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Old 07-19-2012, 01:56 PM   #2
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Re: Cowboy Humor

okay. some of this is funny.
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a lot of it is common sense, poor red necks
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Old 07-27-2012, 04:53 PM   #4
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hahahah lol they are funny .
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hahaha. they're funny. i love them
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