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Old 07-21-2012, 06:01 AM   #1
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Jokes that make girls laugh?

For you girls out there, what are some straight up jokes that would make you laugh? Or what jokes did you laugh at when you heard them? I consider most of my jokes guy humor. So I have never told any to a girl lol
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Old 07-21-2012, 06:02 AM   #2
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Re: Jokes that make girls laugh?

Holocaust jokes make girls laugh every time. No, really.
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Old 07-21-2012, 06:25 AM   #3
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Re: Jokes that make girls laugh?

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Holocaust jokes make girls laugh every time. No, really.
Dude, I live in the area of the country with one of the highest population of Jews. My school is Asian/White but you might as well say it is Asian/Jew
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I told this one to my friend. She laughed
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Re: Jokes that make girls laugh?

Here is yer Joke:
Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For her birthday, I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way, if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring." As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For my wife's birthday, I'm going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way, if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet." As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "I'm going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way, if she doesn't like the T-shirt she can go fuck herself!" - who can relate it ?
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Re: Jokes that make girls laugh?

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Here is yer Joke:
Three men were drinking at a bar -- a doctor, an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, "For her birthday, I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. This way, if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring." As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, "For my wife's birthday, I'm going to buy her a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way, if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet." As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, "I'm going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator. This way, if she doesn't like the T-shirt she can go fuck herself!" - who can relate it ?
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Re: Jokes that make girls laugh?

I don't really laugh at jokes, but dark humor I find ultimately hilarious.
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Re: Jokes that make girls laugh?

Funny Girl Jokes

A Very Funny beautiful girl was a college student.

Once Very Funny Girl comes late to class.

Teacher: Why are you late?

Very Funny Girl : One boy was following me, sir.

Teacher: So, What?

Very Funny Girl : That boy was walking very slow.

Hahahahahaha
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Old 08-04-2012, 03:08 PM   #12
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Re: Jokes that make girls laugh?

What's red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry!

Everytime. Help me. ;_;
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Re: Jokes that make girls laugh?

Say you're talking to a Jew friend in school.

You: oh you're Jewish, my great grandfather died in a concentration camp

Them: Oh that's terrible.

You: yeah I know he fell off one of the guard towers.

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Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
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Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
aha, is funny because the one left out is the one being raped.

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