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Old 01-23-2013, 08:57 PM   #1
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Chemistry Humor

Little Timmy took a drink, but he will drink no more. For what he thought was H20 was H2SO4.
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Old 01-24-2013, 12:08 PM   #2
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Re: Chemistry Humor

i dont get it.
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Re: Chemistry Humor

I'm about to take chemistry... but this joke is only funny to chemistry nerds.
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Old 01-24-2013, 12:14 PM   #4
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Re: Chemistry Humor

All you have to know is that H2SO4 is sulfuric acid.
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Re: Chemistry Humor

Argon walks into a bar and the bartender says 'We don't serve Noble gasses here'. Argon doesn't react.
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Old 01-24-2013, 01:25 PM   #6
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Re: Chemistry Humor

Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. It went OK.
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Re: Chemistry Humor

Like, did you hear? Oxygen and Magnesium are totally going out! Like, OMg!
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Old 01-24-2013, 01:35 PM   #8
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Re: Chemistry Humor

You know, I was originally going to make a sodium-oriented remark to that joke, but Na.
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Re: Chemistry Humor

How often do I make chemistry jokes? Periodically.
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Re: Chemistry Humor

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'll just have me some H20, please.", and the bartender gives him H20. The next man says, "Yeah, I'll have some H20 too!", and the bartender gives him H202. And he dies....because he drank Hydrogen Peroxide.....and that's not good to drink...so yeah.
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Re: Chemistry Humor

Actually the man lived because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to give a man hydrogen peroxide.

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Re: Chemistry Humor

No, don't worry, I heard it from a photon, and they really don't make matters up, and they actually shed some light on the situation.
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Re: Chemistry Humor

Damn, that shit's hilarious.

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Re: Chemistry Humor

Last year in my chem class literally all my friend and I did was crack corny jokes, it was honestly the best class because of it. If only university chemistry was as fun...

Please, don't make me sulfur though these lame lectures.
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Re: Chemistry Humor

People who don't like chemistry should go Florine Uranium Carbon Potassium themselves.
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