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Old 11-30-2005, 12:28 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Computer Joke

Customer: I don't have a '7' key.
Support: It's between the '6' and '8' key.
Customer: I don't have a '7' key.
Support: Do you see the '1' key?
Customer: Yes.
Support: What's to the right of that?
Customer: '2'
Support: And further right?
Customer: '3', '4', '5', '6'
Support: What's the next key?
Customer: '8'
Support: It should be to the left of the '8'
Customer: Oh, that '7' key?
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Old 11-30-2005, 07:28 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 11-30-2005, 09:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
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lmao that's kinda lame
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I found it on a computer site.
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lol

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Old 12-09-2005, 08:55 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I got a funny rhyme:

I ran up the door, and closed the stairs.
I said my pajamas and put on my prayers
I turned off the bed, and jumped into light.
All because, you kissed me goodnight....
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Now that is crazy XD

Jumped into the light WTF ?! THATS MMENTAL XD
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That's awesome.. lol I loved it.. aww...
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Now that is crazy XD

Jumped into the light WTF ?! THATS MMENTAL XD
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Dude, you don't get it?? Switched everything... Because she got kissed goodnight...
Ran up the stairs and closed the door, becomes: Ran up the door and closed the stairs.
I said my prayers and pu on my pajamas, becomes: I said my pajamas and put on my prayers.
I turned off the light and jumped into bed, becomes: I turned off the bed and jumped into light.
get it? everything has been switched because she got so crazy, because of a goodnight kiss...
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Yea, I knew that i just found it funny..
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oh, well.. Okay... *face turns red because of the entire "explanation above"*
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OKay try to say this out loud:

English for starters:
3 witches watch 3 Swatch watches. Which witch watches which Swatch watch?

English for the advanced:
3 switched witches watch 3 Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch.

English for the experts:
3 Swiss witch-bitches, which wish to be 3 switched Swiss witch-bitches, wish to watch 3 Swatch watch switches. Which Swiss witch-bitch, which wishes to be a switched Swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which Swatch watch switch?

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