Involuntary Muscular Contractions

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Involuntary Muscular Contractions

01-24-2008, 04:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
Espíritu de Sanidad Teen Hut's Guardian Angel Name: No man here carries with him...a label. Gender: Male Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Wherever my hat is at the time. Posts: 10,562 Money: 11,037 Last Online: Today 05:48 PM My Mood:	Involuntary Muscular Contractions A Professor was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?' She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.' The professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class. __________________ On pense à vous, où que vous soyez. Nous prions pour nos douleurs à la fin, et nous espérons que nos coeurs mélange. Maintenant, je vais pas en avant pour réaliser ce souhait. Et qui sait: Démarrage d'un nouveau voyage mai de ne pas être si difficile, ou peut-être qu'elle a déjà commencé. Il ya beaucoup de monde, mais ils partagent le même ciel - Un ciel, un destin.