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04-08-2008, 04:57 PM
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Name: Zac Gender: Male Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: New Zealand Posts: 5,261
Money: -2,186 Last Online: Yesterday 09:20 PM | Old, blind cowboy An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.' |
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04-08-2008, 10:29 PM
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Name: dj Gender: Male Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 66
Money: -1,177 Last Online: 05-05-2008 08:38 PM | Re: Old, blind cowboy thats funny |
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04-09-2008, 03:25 PM
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Name: Zac Gender: Male Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: New Zealand Posts: 5,261
Money: -2,186 Last Online: Yesterday 09:20 PM | Re: Old, blind cowboy Yeh, it's good. |
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04-10-2008, 05:54 PM
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Gender: Male Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: s yorks Posts: 1,081
Money: 1,265 Last Online: Today 05:18 AM | Re: Old, blind cowboy Lol |
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