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Old 04-25-2008, 01:56 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Yeah it was only a week ban, posting here so show my sig in all it's glory.

I'da change it by now but apparently signatures can't swear.
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Jesus is a gilded cunt. Satan is my lord.
You're a fucking idiot if you believe in Satan, you a wannabe Satanist or something?

Please go read the Satanic bible.
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ur a fucking dumbass that assumes too much. I have 2 of them.... I've read them both. Seriously dude u assume way too much I'm not a fuckin wanna b.
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You're dumb if you believe in God or Satan. There's no proof they are even real...god damn.
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ur a fucking dumbass that assumes too much. I have 2 of them.... I've read them both. Seriously dude u assume way too much I'm not a fuckin wanna b.
Well i don't know what edition you're reading, because the one by Anton LaVey doesnt worship Satan, you worship yourself.
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Ur such an ignorant idiot!!
if u think lavey's satanism is the only 1
there is no point on me going on... Yet I will

Lavey's satanism first...
Lavey's teachings dont worship Satan, but rather use him as a symbol for adversary...
Its Hebrew meaning.
lavey's teachings are athiest
even though they do have rituals to try to summon Satan they say they dont worship.
We think of ourselves as gods...

"true" satanism ....
now this religion is way older...
this 1 actualy worships satan...
this one keeps a low profile
I know more but its enough to prove
you wrong and I've made my point
ur an over assuming ignorant retard
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Big assumption about my persona from my two posts in this thread you uninteligable fool.

Of course theres multiple Satanism' that does not however mean there is a Satan, if you believe in a belief i pity you, for you are no worse than a christian.

Go back to you're Marilyn Manson Satanic church and kill some goats.
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