Your Funniest, Most Embaressing Moments

mck · 04-26-2008, 07:31 PM

Here's the place to post your funniest, and most embarrassing moments.

[This might have been done before, but let's round up the best ones]

BrunetteHeaded · 04-27-2008, 04:54 AM

I used to fancy one of my guy mates and one night I was sending a text message to a girl mate and I said

"Heya, you ok? Didn't ya think Brad looked hot today?!"

& b'cos I was thinking of Brad I sent the message to him instead!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Cringe!!

Silent.Deathwish_x · 04-27-2008, 10:46 AM

The most dreaded moment of my life you mean? Where do I begin?

Okay, in grade 7 I was new at the School I had made friends with all the girls there in my Gym class, and we went into this one small room where there were no desks or anything but a blackboard and the Teacher was writing something down we had no desks so we used each other's backs as desks to write down on the paper what she was writing down.
So while we were doing this, I let a hot silent fart slip out, and as much as I tried to hold it in I couldn't, and I didn't think anyone would notice or know but the smell was horrible and these girls went, "Oh gross", and I could tell I turned red but I tried not to laugh I tried not to blush and I never figured out if they found out it was me but I KNEW everyone smelt it.
God, so embarrassing.

Sn4ke · 04-27-2008, 01:31 PM

1. I farted a few times in school and in a public bookstore one time. I did it beside my one friend and he got all mad. lol
2. I got caught taking a poop near a stone path. The guy told me to do it off the road more, so he doesn't step in it. lol
3. I got my tongue stuck on a pole with ice on it during wintertime.
4. My mom caught me getting out of the bathroom naked. She yelled out, "I see your heiney!"

Other stuff... =/

snakekeeper · 04-27-2008, 02:16 PM

umm
in grade seven, we were playing marco polo in the class (idk why) and I was it. So I started moving around and it seemed pretty hard. But, since I couldn't see I tripped over a desk. Of course, I stuck my hands out to break my fall, but I didn't open my eyes for some reason. I fell right into this girl (who I liked at the time) and basically, her boobs stopped me from falling. My hands went right on them, and i got up quickly opening my eyes and everyone was laughing. She was laughing too. My friend came up and he's like "dude, you just touched her boobs!" She blushed and I laughed too. Lucky day..

stratosfear · 04-27-2008, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by BrunetteHeaded

I used to fancy one of my guy mates and one night I was sending a text message to a girl mate and I said

"Heya, you ok? Didn't ya think Brad looked hot today?!"

& b'cos I was thinking of Brad I sent the message to him instead!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Cringe!!

You haven't lived if you haven't done something like that.

Thankfully the person I sent it to had broken his phone so he didn't recieve it.

Same goes for confusing "organism" and "orgasm" in biology lessons really.

My most mortifying moment? Throwing up out of the window of one of Sheffield's tallest buildings at a party. The best view you could have while vomiting though.

Sn4ke · 04-27-2008, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by stratosfear

You haven't lived if you haven't done something like that.

Thankfully the person I sent it to had broken his phone so he didn't recieve it.

Same goes for confusing "organism" and "orgasm" in biology lessons really.

My most mortifying moment? Throwing up out of the window of one of Sheffield's tallest buildings at a party. The best view you could have while vomiting though.

I'd open up my mouth and catch the vomit in my mouth.

stratosfear · 04-27-2008, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Sn4ke

I'd open up my mouth and catch the vomit in my mouth.

I don't think it would have been very nutritious.

Sn4ke · 04-27-2008, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by stratosfear

I don't think it would have been very nutritious.

It depends what you ate that day...if I found a macaroni noodle in there then I'd lick my lips afterwards.

stratosfear · 04-27-2008, 05:12 PM

Eugh... I really can't remember.

BrunetteHeaded · 04-27-2008, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by stratosfear

You haven't lived if you haven't done something like that.

Thankfully the person I sent it to had broken his phone so he didn't recieve it.

Same goes for confusing "organism" and "orgasm" in biology lessons really.

Haha well he actually got mine.. He showed his guy mate and they were teasing me a bit but we're still really good mates. I don't like him in that way anymore

One of my mates said that! It wasn't in biology but we were talking and she was going on about 'organisms' meaning orgasms!
I felt sorry for her and was in stitches. I explained what it meant and she was laughing too

DistortionSleep43 · 04-28-2008, 09:01 AM

Taken out of school by an ambulance and a stretcher during passing period. Good times

Angelwings411 · 04-28-2008, 09:45 AM

Let me think:

--Trying to jump three bars on the monkey bars and falling and getting the wind knocked out of me. That was embarassing. It was like third grade, and I was trying to cry, but all that game out was the sound of me choking. I felt like an idiot covered with mulch and shit on my back.

--Uhm my mom walked in a me a few years ago playing "Coyote Ugly" with me bed post a few years ago.

--But for the record, I don't think I have ever had any embarassing fart/shit stories. I just squeeze my ass cheeks together. :]

Sn4ke · 04-28-2008, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Angelwings411

But for the record, I don't think I have ever had any embarassing fart/shit stories. I just squeeze my ass cheeks together. :]

It's not good to hold it in actually. I simply fart as much as possible no matter where I'm at...public stores, etc.

Angelwings411 · 04-29-2008, 04:01 AM

Whatever floats your boat, dude. XD

By the way, I like the Sailor Moon action you have going on in your signature.