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Old 04-29-2008, 08:43 PM   #1 (permalink)
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bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something




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Old 04-30-2008, 05:11 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Random IRC quotes

lol. last one haha
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Old 04-30-2008, 05:57 AM   #3 (permalink)
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lmao bloodninja is the greatest
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Old 04-30-2008, 06:54 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Random IRC quotes

lmao, thats hilarious!
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Old 04-30-2008, 09:32 AM   #5 (permalink)
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funny
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Old 04-30-2008, 11:45 AM   #6 (permalink)
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bloodninja is hilarious he has so many more
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Old 04-30-2008, 02:26 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Re: Random IRC quotes

lol...last oneeeeeeeee
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Re: Random IRC quotes

Loooool nice. Bloodninja owns . The last one was brilliant
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The last one was the best
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lol at last one
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Old 05-04-2008, 11:29 PM   #12 (permalink)
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more funny irc quotes are at bash.org
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haha bash is soo funny
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