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Old 05-28-2008, 04:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Five reasons not to be a penis!

Five reasons not to be a penis!

1) Your head is bald forever.

2) You live between two nuts.

3) An asshole lives behind you.

4) Your best mate?s a cunt.

5) When you get excited, you get sick and then faint.
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Old 05-28-2008, 05:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Five reasons not to be a penis!

lola.
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Old 05-28-2008, 06:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Five reasons not to be a penis!

Is that from a little cartoon thing? I'm sure I've seen it before...
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Old 05-28-2008, 06:37 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Lol nice.
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Re: Five reasons not to be a penis!

i think there r some good reasons as well...
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Re: Five reasons not to be a penis!

HAHAH.
I loled.
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Re: Five reasons not to be a penis!

roflcopter
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Re: Five reasons not to be a penis!

No no no,
ROFLcopter... that's better. <3
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Re: Five reasons not to be a penis!

lollerskates sorry :]
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Re: Five reasons not to be a penis!

Why are you apologizing, silly?
You make me smile.
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Re: Five reasons not to be a penis!

yaaaaaaaay mission accomplished xD
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Re: Five reasons not to be a penis!

*smirk* <3
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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hehe =] <3
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