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06-21-2008, 04:26 AM
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Female Comebacks!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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06-21-2008, 04:29 AM
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Re: Female Comebacks!
Hasn't this been posted before?
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♪And I would answer all you're wishes, if you asked me to.
But if you deny me one of your kisses, don't know what I'd do.
So hold me close and say three words, like you used to do.
Dancing on the kitchen tiles, it's all about you♪
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06-21-2008, 04:34 AM
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Re: Female Comebacks!
Yeah
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06-21-2008, 04:42 AM
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Re: Female Comebacks!
Has it?
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06-21-2008, 04:45 AM
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Re: Female Comebacks!
I don't know.
I still liked it. XD
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06-21-2008, 04:50 AM
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Re: Female Comebacks!
Yeah it has but it's still funny lol
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♪And I would answer all you're wishes, if you asked me to.
But if you deny me one of your kisses, don't know what I'd do.
So hold me close and say three words, like you used to do.
Dancing on the kitchen tiles, it's all about you♪
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07-02-2008, 10:22 AM
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Re: Female Comebacks!
lmao..i laughed at every one.
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07-02-2008, 12:50 PM
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Re: Female Comebacks!
lol i liked it, especially the one about the sign 
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07-03-2008, 08:57 AM
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Re: Female Comebacks!
Lol, hopefully I will get a chance to use one of these sometime.
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07-15-2008, 05:28 AM
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Re: Female Comebacks!
Doh!
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07-22-2008, 07:29 AM
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Re: Female Comebacks!
i've seen these on a different site before, so, nothing new
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07-22-2008, 11:19 AM
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Re: Female Comebacks!
lol
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07-23-2008, 04:59 PM
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Re: Female Comebacks!
lol...is it ok to try those? lol
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07-24-2008, 10:18 AM
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Re: Female Comebacks!
They made me laugh. XD
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