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06-21-2008, 05:26 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Money: 90,712 My Mood:  Points: 118,068, Level: 83 | | Female Comebacks!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
__________________ FREE YOUR INNER SINNER.
I love her more than she could imagine, or could ever imagine.
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06-21-2008, 05:29 AM
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Last Online: Today 10:36 PM Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 19,115
Money: 79,700 My Mood: Points: 77,626, Level: 67 | | Re: Female Comebacks!
Hasn't this been posted before?
__________________  Matthew says: hey.
Matthew says: Who's my beautiful special girl?
I love him so much it drives me crazy
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06-21-2008, 05:34 AM
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Last Online: 11-17-2008 11:02 PM Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 2,499
Money: -4,818 Points: 12,082, Level: 26 | | Re: Female Comebacks!
Yeah | |
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06-21-2008, 05:42 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 12,408
Money: 90,712 My Mood: Points: 118,068, Level: 83 | | Re: Female Comebacks!
Has it?
__________________ FREE YOUR INNER SINNER.
I love her more than she could imagine, or could ever imagine.
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06-21-2008, 05:45 AM
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Last Online: Today 02:06 PM Join Date: Jun 2007
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Money: 10,852 My Mood:  Points: 83,138, Level: 70 | | Re: Female Comebacks!
I don't know.
I still liked it. XD
__________________ Sami: Turn that song back right now! Ash: No, it's my turn. Sami: This is MY car! And what I say goes. Ash: God, what is this? The Nazi car, with Sam as Hitler? | |
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06-21-2008, 05:50 AM
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Last Online: Today 10:36 PM Join Date: Jan 2008
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Money: 79,700 My Mood: Points: 77,626, Level: 67 | | Re: Female Comebacks!
Yeah it has but it's still funny lol
__________________ Matthew says: hey.
Matthew says: Who's my beautiful special girl?
I love him so much it drives me crazy
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07-02-2008, 11:22 AM
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Last Online: 11-11-2008 10:59 AM Join Date: Jun 2008
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lmao..i laughed at every one.
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07-02-2008, 01:50 PM
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Last Online: 09-21-2008 12:48 AM Join Date: Jun 2008
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lol i liked it, especially the one about the sign 
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07-03-2008, 09:57 AM
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Last Online: 07-15-2008 11:26 AM Join Date: Jul 2008
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Money: -503 | Re: Female Comebacks!
Lol, hopefully I will get a chance to use one of these sometime. | |
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07-15-2008, 06:28 AM
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Last Online: 07-22-2008 12:05 AM Join Date: Jul 2008
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Doh! | |
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07-22-2008, 08:29 AM
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i've seen these on a different site before, so, nothing new | |
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07-22-2008, 12:19 PM
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Last Online: 08-06-2008 10:51 AM Join Date: Mar 2008
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lol | |
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07-23-2008, 05:59 PM
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Last Online: 10-31-2008 04:31 PM Join Date: Jul 2008
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lol...is it ok to try those? lol | |
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07-24-2008, 11:18 AM
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They made me laugh. XD | |
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