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Old 06-21-2008, 03:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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How to translate womenspeak

No...................................... Yes.
I might as well tell you Bob and I are seeing each other......... Bob and I are having sex.
I feel I've known you my whole life..... I'm drunk.
Will you respect me in the morning?..... You won't tell your friends, will you?
I never do this on my first date........ I always do this on my first date.
Don't touch me there.................... Touch me there, but I'm going to stop you the first few times.
Hello? Oh yes. Didn't we meet at the bar Friday night?.... I've been waiting by the phone for your call for three days
Let's not talk "commitment". Let's just see what happens...... I'm not taking any birth control pills.
I can't believe you're here.It must be fate...... I've been following you all day.
I'm particular who I have sex with...... I draw the line at barnyard animals.
I'm not emotional and I'm not over-reacting...... I'm having my period.
I hope you're not disappointed.......... I'm flat chested.
Want to come upstairs for a nightcap?... Want to come upstairs and have sex?
Just come upstairs for a drink.......... Maybe if I get you drunk you'll have sex with me.
I love a man who takes charge........... You're picking up the bill, aren't you?
Be romantic...turn out the lights....... I have flabby thighs.
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Old 06-21-2008, 04:05 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hahahahahahaha...So true...
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Re: How to translate womenspeak

I'm not ready for a relationship.............................I want a relationship just not with you.
Are you GAY?............................Why won't you go out with me or anyone?
You are my boy toy...................my BF doesn't know I'm cheating with you @ the moment
I want a man who is motivated and has goals..................I want a rich man
I want a man who knows how to treat a woman...............I want a rich man
He's from a really good family............................He's from a really rich family
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Re: How to translate womenspeak

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I want a man who is motivated and has goals..................I want a rich man
I want a man who knows how to treat a woman...............I want a rich man
He's from a really good family............................He's from a really rich family

Who wouldn't want those 3?
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lmao.. this should be sticky'ed!
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No...................................... Yes.
I might as well tell you Bob and I are seeing each other......... Bob and I are having sex.
I feel I've known you my whole life..... I'm drunk.
Will you respect me in the morning?..... You won't tell your friends, will you?
I never do this on my first date........ I always do this on my first date.
Don't touch me there.................... Touch me there, but I'm going to stop you the first few times.
Hello? Oh yes. Didn't we meet at the bar Friday night?.... I've been waiting by the phone for your call for three days
Let's not talk "commitment". Let's just see what happens...... I'm not taking any birth control pills.
I can't believe you're here.It must be fate...... I've been following you all day.
I'm particular who I have sex with...... I draw the line at barnyard animals.
I'm not emotional and I'm not over-reacting...... I'm having my period.
I hope you're not disappointed.......... I'm flat chested.
Want to come upstairs for a nightcap?... Want to come upstairs and have sex?
Just come upstairs for a drink.......... Maybe if I get you drunk you'll have sex with me.
I love a man who takes charge........... You're picking up the bill, aren't you?
Be romantic...turn out the lights....... I have flabby thighs.
This has been posted before.
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haha nice
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