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Old 07-05-2008, 03:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Three guys went to the beach one day and saw a mermaid on the shoreline. She needed help, so they pushed her into the water. The mermaid felt better and told the guys she'll grant one wish for each of them.


The first guy asked to become the richest guy in the world. So, take Bill Gates' money and multiply it by ten. He recieved that much money.


The second guy asked to become the hottest guy in the world. So, he became Brad Pitt.


The third guy asked to become the smartest person in the world. So, he turned into a woman.
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The third guy asked to become the smartest person in the world. So, he turned into a woman.
Ahaha, he turned into Maria vos Savant - the highest I.Q.'d person in the world. She held the Guinness world record for highest I.Q. in 1986, topping the Guinness record of 1973 by 18 points.
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Re: The Best Joke a Female Could Ask For
Look At This one!

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i found a good 1 but i cant post because i dont have 25 =[
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I'm with you. I have a great one but can't post yet.
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