lmfao
i laughed at all of those jokes.

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Man walks into a brothel and wants sex.

He is homeless and has no money.
Asks the madame what he can get

She's like :
100 for a blonde, 50 for a brunette , 20 for the red head and we have a black haired for free.

So he takes the black haired.
As he goes into the room the madame hands him a black condom and tells him to keep the light off.

So he does his business and comes back the next day

The madame goes through all the same spiel again and he picks the black hair.

Again the madame gives him a black condom and tells him to keep the light off.

He does his business and leaves.

On the third day he and the madame go through the same spiel.

As he goes into the room he asks as the Madame hands him a black condom "Why are you giving me these black condoms?"

The madame replies " You should always respect the dead".

by far LAMEST
the chicken jokes

"why did the chicken cross the road?"
"to get to the other side"

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omg thats so funny! .... <borat voice> NOT

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Lol I've heard jokes like it, that's a little disturbing but it was kind of funny.

I know a lot more of that kind

A man gets on a bus and speaks to the driver.
"Driver I must confess something to you."
Driver agrees to listen and man goes " I've always had a thing for nuns I'd really like to fuck one"
So the driver tells him that there is a nun who hangs around the local cemetary around 9pm every night.

So the passenger thanks the man and makes his plans.

Come 9pm he's down at the cemetary and as promised he sees the nun. He asks the nun for sex but she asks since she still wants to be..well you know to do her behind *this is important* and he has to be a catholic.

Anyway they do the deed and the man goes to the nun "sorry I lied. I'm not a catholic" and the nun takes her veil off revealing herself to be the bus driver "sorry I'm not a nun either".

Hahaha! I love jokes like that!

Ok, here's a few more that I just remembered

One:

A middle-aged man and a little girl walk into a forest one night
Half-way along the path the little girl grabs the man's hand and says
"I'm really scared, it's very dark in here"
The man turns to the girl and says
"You're scared? I have to walk back this way alone!"


And now, an even better one =P:


A man is walking along a beach one evening when he hears someone crying
He turns around to see a woman with no arms and no legs lying on the sand
He walks over to her and asks her what's wrong
"I'm sorry," she says "but I'm just upset because no-one has ever loved me becauseI look like this, and I've never kissed a man."
The man looks around, and then bends down and kisses the woman
She smiles at him and thanks him
While he is walking away he hears her crying again
He walks back and asks her what's wrong
She looks at him and says
"I've never been screwed either"
He looks around to make sure no-one is watching
Then he picks her up
And...
Throws her into the ocean
And shouts "Well now you're screwed!"

What has wheels and flies?

A flying garbage truck.

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"You wouldn't know it, for some of the things I've said over the years..... but I like people."
- George Carlin

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him

Lol wtf.

What's pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff

You know, because the chicken cross the road too...

Wow. That is the greatest joke ever.

Stupid joke...

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

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no breakfast?

Lol the first one! But the last one is so mean!

how do you get pikachu on a bus?
pokemon ^_^


i cracked a funny!

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