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Old 07-08-2008, 05:18 AM   #31
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What do you call a hungry parrot?
A polynomial!
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Old 07-14-2008, 10:06 AM   #32
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K, maths joke coming up:


What do you call a hungry parrot?
A polynomial!
Lame for sure.
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Lol great.
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Old 07-14-2008, 08:43 PM   #34
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What's brown and runny?







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What's brown and runny?







A horse
Haha I love that one.
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Old 07-15-2008, 05:14 AM   #36
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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine.
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Old 07-15-2008, 11:25 AM   #37
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Lol. I thought that specific joke was funny back in the day.
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Old 07-22-2010, 01:00 PM   #38
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Re: Lamest Joke?

Thats pretty terrible
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Old 07-22-2010, 01:14 PM   #39
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Re: Lamest Joke?

Harold was driving down the highway one night when his wife called.

She said, "watch out, I heard on the radio that there's a crazy driver going the wrong way on the highway you're on!"

He replied, "no sweetie, there's hundreds of them!"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Re: Lamest Joke?

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

They way my friend says that makes me laugh every time.
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What was the centerpiece of the annual
Anorexia and Bulimnia sufferers convention?
A cake jumping out of a girl.
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Because he beat up an egg.
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it's actually cuz he beat the eggs and whipped the cream
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Man 1: Knock, Knock
Man 2: Get away from my door

A man walks into a bar and says, Ow.

Yo mama is so old she heard all of these yo mama jokes.
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