Lamest Joke?

Edge · 07-06-2008, 08:20 AM

I didn't see a thread, there might be one, sorry if there is...but back to the point of this one?

You know I've heard some really lame jokes lately and I actually laughed at some of them, I have no clue why, but what's the lamest joke you've ever heard?

DomGTR · 07-06-2008, 08:40 AM

A man walks into a bar..

ouch

Edge · 07-06-2008, 08:52 AM

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
"Robin, get in the car."

Two cannibals were eating a clown, one turns around to the other and says,
"Does this taste funny to you?"

I found myself laughing at those two jokes, I don't know why.

DomGTR · 07-06-2008, 09:01 AM

Those 2 are funny

RollinRightInuit · 07-06-2008, 09:24 AM

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a bunch of tied up babies?
There's no Ferrari in my garage

Edge · 07-06-2008, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RollinRightInuit

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a bunch of tied up babies?
There's no Ferrari in my garage

Rofl, wow.

Bo999 · 07-06-2008, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Edge

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
"Robin, get in the car."

Ive heard it like this.
What did George Washington tell his men before they crossed the deleware?
"Get in the boat men"
My uncle told me this, he learned it in high school from a creepy janitor... like old and creepy and walked away laughing weird.

Edge · 07-06-2008, 09:33 AM

I don't even know why I thought it was funny, I swear I thought something was wrong with me.

RollinRightInuit · 07-06-2008, 09:36 AM

Hehe, I love jokes like that.

What's brown and sticky?
A stick

Edge · 07-06-2008, 09:39 AM

Lol I've heard that one before, I thought it was funny because I was thinking, "What the hell a stick?"

This one made me laugh too -

There is a raccoon and a lizard in a tree, the lizard says, "Hey, I'm thirsty I'm going to go down the river and get something to drink."

The raccoon replied, "Ok."

So the lizard goes to the river, but falls in, and an alligator saves him. He asks the gator to take him back to the tree, when they arrive the raccoon goes, "DAMN MAN, how much water did you drink?!"

RollinRightInuit · 07-06-2008, 09:44 AM

Hahaha!

Here's one:

One day a hen comes into a library, walks up to the librarian and says "book, book!" So the librarian gives her two books, the hen puts them under her wings and walks off.

She brings them back again the next day and says "book, boook, booook!" So the librarian gives her three books.

The next day the hen returns the books again and says "Book, boook, book, boook!" So the librarian gives her four books. But by now she really wants to know what a hen would want with all these books, so she follows her.

The librarian follows the hen all through the village until they reach the local pond. There's a frog sitting by the pond, and the hen goes up to him, opens the first book and puts it in front of him. He looks at the first pages and says "reddit, reddit, reddit".

Tabzi · 07-06-2008, 09:46 AM

haha all funny

RollinRightInuit · 07-06-2008, 09:49 AM

Hmm... thanks to my weird friends I seem to be almost only able to think of jokes that people might find a bit offensive (especially considering this is a teen help forum)

Edge · 07-06-2008, 11:07 AM

Lol at the frog one, you know, I only show appreciation for these jokes now but back in the day I thought they were lame.

Why does a squirrel sleep on his stomach? To keep his nuts warm.

Kevly · 07-06-2008, 05:35 PM

I had a cat once, named him ryansheckler. People asked me why and I said, cause Ryan Sheckler is a pussy!

yeah...