Here's one of my favourite jokes
There was a lawyer driving in his large limousine after a major case.
He saw a bunch of homeless people, many of them, eating grass.
He ordered the driver to pull over.
The lawyer asked the one of the men
"Why are you all eating grass?"
He replied:
"We are too poor to afford food."
The lawyer was very unhappy about this.
He said:
"Why don't you all come back to my place for a real meal"
Shocked, the man replied
"Can you bring along my family and friends too, all of them?"
The lawyer replied
"It's no problem"
Once in the car, the poor man said
"Thank you, we are all so grateful for your your generosity"
The lawyer replied:
"No problem, wait till you see the size of the grass at my place!"
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