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Old 07-27-2008, 03:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Geek Joke

Person A: For me the Acer company is the best i got an Acer computer with 2 discs with 16000 mb in each one of them
Person B: Wow. A whole 32GB. *looks at 2.1TB array* Seems a bit small, dunnit?
Person C: <username>, I have a question. What the f**k are you planning on doing with 2TB?
Person B:I need to keep my pr0n somewhere.
Person D: It's always worrying when you realise you have more pr0n than the site you're visiting, am I right?
Person B: $ wget -mpkE -np -nv -e robots=off http://site.with.less/porn/than/me
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Old 07-27-2008, 09:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Geek Joke

Ok a lil' too geeky for me xD I know what wget is, but I dunno what the flags do in here.
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Old 07-27-2008, 10:03 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 07-27-2008, 11:41 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Geek Joke

I didn't get it, so I must not be a geek
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Old 07-27-2008, 11:45 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I didn't get it, so I must not be a geek
Me neither.
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Old 07-28-2008, 02:35 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Ok a lil' too geeky for me xD I know what wget is, but I dunno what the flags do in here.
A pretty popular phrase... lrn2man... man XD
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Re: Geek Joke

I dont get it
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Old 07-28-2008, 02:43 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Re: Geek Joke

man wget - The non-interactive network downloader. / Commandes / Pages du manuel Linux - ~tigrou/pwet.fr
Luckily, there's online man pages too. though not always the same as a "man (command) > (command).txt". Oh, hell. Who do I think I'm kidding? File extensions don't really mean a thing in linux. "man (command) > (command).ZOMGZORSTHERESADOOHICKYONMYCOMPUTER"
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Fail @ Funny.
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I don't understand it either.
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Fail @ Funny.
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fail at unix
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These are quotes from ONE threads
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No it's from one thread.
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I dub this thread Sir Fail-Thread.
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