Poem Humor

Pressure · 08-02-2008, 06:47 PM

Post all funny poetry here.

Example:

Hickory Dickory Dock
This Bitch was suckin my Cock
The Clock struck Two
I shot my Goo
Hickory Dickory Dock

Roses are Red.
Condoms are Green
Open your legs
and i'll make you scream

miss-morphine · 08-03-2008, 12:34 AM

There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill.
They found her vagina,
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil.

There once was a vampire called Mable
Whose periods were very unstable.
Once every full moon,
She took out a spoon,
And drank herself under the table.

There was a young man from Montrose
Who had a wet dream I suppose.
The landlady said,
As she changed his bed,
'This didn't come out of his nose.'

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
Wiping spunk off his chin,
'If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it.'

Pressure · 08-03-2008, 08:48 AM

Last one sounds like what some of the guys on this forum do.

Not so much length, more like pansy gymnastic flexibility / "will power" as one of them desrcibed it >____>.

miss-morphine · 08-03-2008, 03:52 PM

Haha so true.

PilotBoi · 08-04-2008, 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by miss-morphine

There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill.
They found her vagina,
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil.

There once was a vampire called Mable
Whose periods were very unstable.
Once every full moon,
She took out a spoon,
And drank herself under the table.

There was a young man from Montrose
Who had a wet dream I suppose.
The landlady said,
As she changed his bed,
'This didn't come out of his nose.'

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
Wiping spunk off his chin,
'If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it.'

The second made me cringe lol!

DamnImGood · 08-05-2008, 01:27 AM

Money's short and times are hard, so here's your fucking christmas card.

Twas the night before christmas, and all through the house
Everybody felt shitty, even the mouse
Mom at the whorehouse, and Dad smoking grass
I had just settled down to a nice piece of ass
When out on the lawn arose such a clatter
That I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter
What did i see but a fat bearded prick
And i knew at that moment, it must be St. Nick
He slid down our chimney like a bat out of hell
And i knew at that moment the fucker had fell
He filled up our stockings with pretzels and beer
And a big rubber dick, for my brother, the queer
Then up our chimney he rose with a thunderous fart
And the son of a bitch blew our chimney apart
And his parting words as he rode into the night
Fuck you all and have a hell of a night

Bo999 · 08-05-2008, 04:18 AM