| |  
| Welcome to Teen Forums, an online teen forum community
where you can join over thousands of teenagers discussing things related to Teens including teen help and teen advice. You're
currently viewing the teen forums as a guest with features such as Photos, Games and Journals disabled. To gain full access to Teen Forums you must register for a free
account. As a registered member you will be able to: -
Full forum
access including image viewing, posting and private messaging. -
Communicate
privately with other teenagers from around the world. -
Gain access to
our unique profile system and other social networking features. -
Post your own
photos in our gallery or view other user submitted images. -
Unlimited access
to Arcade Games. -
Blogging,
writing and commenting. All this and much
more is available to you when you
register for an account.
Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free, so
join our community today! |
| | |
 | 
08-20-2008, 03:28 PM
|
#1 (permalink)
| | Your Crazy Admin!
Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 47,391
Money: 231,433 My Mood:  Points: 262,896, Level: 100 | | The Priest And His Cock
The Priest & His Cock
The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out behind the parish manse. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.
One Saturday night the cock rooster went missing, and because the priest had heard that cock fights occurred in the village, he decided to question his parishioners about it at church the next morning.
At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No, No, " he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"
All the women stood up.
"No, No", he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.
"No, No", he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?"
All the nuns, and the two priests stood up.
__________________ **The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits**
| 
|  | |
08-20-2008, 04:14 PM
|
#2 (permalink)
| | New Member
Last Online: 09-03-2008 01:23 PM Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 55
Money: -1,912 | Re: The Priest And His Cock
lol... now that cracked me up  | |
| | |
08-20-2008, 04:18 PM
|
#3 (permalink)
| | Member
Last Online: 10-05-2008 02:12 AM Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 377
Money: 743 | Re: The Priest And His Cock
Haha 
__________________ Just Be Yourself  | |
| | |
08-20-2008, 06:09 PM
|
#4 (permalink)
| | VIP is for losers :]
Last Online: Today 05:59 AM Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 15,799
Money: 8,632 My Mood:  Points: 65,680, Level: 62 | | Re: The Priest And His Cock
Lol.
__________________ Me without you is like
Geeks without braces
Shoes without laces
And words with no spaces
 | |
| | |
08-20-2008, 06:43 PM
|
#5 (permalink)
| | Senior Member
Last Online: Today 12:11 PM Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 907
Money: -18,182 | Re: The Priest And His Cock
he did it 4
the lulz
__________________
Tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt tttttttttttttttttt
| |
| | |
08-20-2008, 09:18 PM
|
#6 (permalink)
| | Da Septic Idiotaffenger
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 11,129
Money: 18,132 Points: 41,964, Level: 50 | | Re: The Priest And His Cock
__________________ American brains in action, in this very forum: Quote:
Originally Posted by xJennaax3  ...I think the war is needed. Otherwise, the people in Iraq would try to walk all over us or invade our country again. I don't think Bush is an ass. He's just trying to protect our country. People should be grateful for it, instead of complaining about it. =\ | Where else in the world do you find such a mass national delusion of being invaded or bombed? | |
| | |
08-21-2008, 02:20 AM
|
#7 (permalink)
| | Teen Hut's Reporter
Last Online: Today 02:19 PM Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 15,490
Money: 24,578 My Mood:  Points: 61,095, Level: 60 | | Re: The Priest And His Cock
Haha, oh jezz!  | |
| | |
08-21-2008, 04:26 AM
|
#8 (permalink)
| | Sinners Inc.
Last Online: Today 10:48 PM Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 11,162
Money: 8,308 My Mood:  Points: 58,719, Level: 59 | | Re: The Priest And His Cock
haaaa | 
| | |
08-21-2008, 06:52 AM
|
#9 (permalink)
| | Junior Member
Last Online: Today 09:31 PM Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 244
Money: 1,357 | Re: The Priest And His Cock
lol
it should be "and all the choir boys stood up" :L | |
| | |
08-22-2008, 09:58 AM
|
#10 (permalink)
| | Junior Member
Last Online: Today 12:32 PM Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 110
Money: 239 | Re: The Priest And His Cock
rofl lol | |
| | |
08-25-2008, 09:57 PM
|
#11 (permalink)
| | Junior Member
Last Online: 10-21-2008 03:38 AM Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 102
Money: 98 | Re: The Priest And His Cock
i just laughed like an idiot, that was too good | |
| | |
08-26-2008, 03:18 AM
|
#12 (permalink)
| | Junior Member
Last Online: 10-27-2008 02:00 AM Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 111
Money: 282 | Re: The Priest And His Cock
hahahah  | |
| | |
08-27-2008, 07:34 AM
|
#13 (permalink)
| | Advanced Member
Last Online: Today 09:45 PM Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 9,440
Money: 8,147 My Mood:  Points: 35,280, Level: 45 | | Re: The Priest And His Cock
Yes!
__________________ Jeff: José, what would you like for Christmas?
Peanut: I think he needs a bigger stick.
José: That’s not what your mother said. | |
| | |
08-28-2008, 07:09 AM
|
#14 (permalink)
| | 15 Year Old Disaster
Join Date: Nov 2007
Posts: 2,061
Money: 1,140 My Mood:  | Re: The Priest And His Cock
Lol! That Just Lightened Up My Day! | |
| | |
|
Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests) | | | | Thread Tools | | | | Display Modes |  Linear Mode |
Teen Chat | Liberal Blog
All times are GMT +6.5. The time now is 10:49 PM.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.7.4 Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.2.0
Advertisement System V2.6 By Branden
|
| | |
