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Old 08-22-2008, 12:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
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something to make you smile.........
ok i have two

what do you call a bunch of white people jumping out of a plane?
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what do you call a bunch of black people jumping out of a plane?
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what do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping of a plane?
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ok theres four guys on a plane an asian guy a russian guy a white guy and a black guy, the asian guy says "im going to do this for my country" and he jumps out of the plane the russian dude gets up says the same thing "im going to do this for my country" and jumps the black guy looks at the white guy and says "im going to do this for my country" and.................
pushes the white guy out of the plane


hope you like em'
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Old 08-22-2008, 06:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: something to make you smile.........
It's supposed to be the other way round with the black guy & the white guy, but that'd count as racism, so you'd get in trouble lol...
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Re: something to make you smile.........
dont get it. why are they jumping out for their countries.
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Re: something to make you smile.........
I don't get the first one.

But the second ones ok.
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Re: something to make you smile.........
they're so corny you have to laugh, but the first 2 jokes were pretty bad :X
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Re: something to make you smile.........
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It's supposed to be the other way round with the black guy & the white guy, but that'd count as racism, so you'd get in trouble lol...

nah thats how it goes
its suppose to be about black power
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man. its not racist, cause im not
its just all in fun. sometimes i'll change it and it'll be
a mexican guy who pushes the white guy out but
thats only with my family cause were mexican
and they think its funny like that
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I remember that joke, haha.
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