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Old 08-27-2008, 06:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Feet Goes To Heaven First
Feet go to heaven first

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first. One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God."

The teacher praises the little girl as a little boy raises his hand. He says, "I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love." "Very good," said the teacher.

The teacher looked up and saw Little Johnny's hand up. "Oh no," she thought, "I'm not gonna like this "Little Johnny, which part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?"

Little Johnny thinks for a minute and says, "Your feet."

The teacher asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first. He replied, "Well, I was walking past my parents' bedroom last night and my mom had her feet up in the air and she said, 'Oh God, I'm coming!', but fortunately Dad was on top of her holding her down."
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Re: Feet Goes To Heaven First
LMFAO!!!!

Erm.... Yeah... eeee...
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Re: Feet Goes To Heaven First

OMG! THAT IS SO FUNNY!
LOLMAOLMFAO!
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lol i have heard this one before funny!
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lmfao, manyak's jokes are the funniest
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ahahahah

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