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Old 08-27-2008, 08:39 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much. One day while walking through the woods they came across a golden frog.

The golden frog told them he did not often meet anyone but when he did he always gave them six wishes, so he told them they could have three wishes each.

Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish.

Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared straight away and he placed it on his head.

Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighbouring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish.

Mr Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him and he jumped on and revved the engine.

Mr Bear was raging and complained that Mr Rabbit had wasted two wishes. Mr Bear made his final wish that all the other bears in the world were females, making him the only male bear in the world.

They both turned to Mr Rabbit for his last wish. He revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, "I wish that Mr Bear was gay" and rode off as fast as he could
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Old 08-28-2008, 04:39 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Haha, nice nice!
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Lol I know that one. Good joke though =P
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I find that offensive
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Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn't like each other very much. One day while walking through the woods they came across a golden frog.

The golden frog told them he did not often meet anyone but when he did he always gave them six wishes, so he told them they could have three wishes each.

Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish.

Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared straight away and he placed it on his head.

Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighbouring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish.

Mr Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him and he jumped on and revved the engine.

Mr Bear was raging and complained that Mr Rabbit had wasted two wishes. Mr Bear made his final wish that all the other bears in the world were females, making him the only male bear in the world.

They both turned to Mr Rabbit for his last wish. He revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, "I wish that Mr Bear was gay" and rode off as fast as he could
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I've heard this one multiple times, and it'll never get old!
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