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Old 09-03-2008, 02:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 09-03-2008, 03:33 AM   #2 (permalink)
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i dont see the humor frankly
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Old 09-04-2008, 10:03 AM   #3 (permalink)
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not funny
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Old 09-04-2008, 10:27 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Wow. I wanna hurt you so badly.
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REASON'S NOT TO TAKE WOMEN ICE FISHING!

#1. "bill ware's jane?" 'she's going to the wash room' "nooo!!!!"
(encase you didn't get it: there on a lake... she go's pee= ice melt's)

#2. she slip's on the water and fall's throw the hole.
(encase you didn't get it: the ice fishing hole has water around it.)

#3. you slip you grab onto the girl... she slip's and you both fall,
then you get up then she grabs onto you to get up pulling you down, *meanwhile the ice is cracking* and you pull on her to get up
and this happens till you decide not to pull on echother and get up on your own. by this time the ice cracked and you are slowly trying to get away with out falling in, BUT she fall's in and grabs you trying to get up, now your both in the water and dieing when your friend gets back with some coffee and calls 911....
(I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCES, IT WAS DANG COLD!)

this is not a joke! it is a warning!
she's having her period and to let some guy's know...there are no tampon's on a lake!!!!

*he is about to cast, hook hits women, she's bleeding...* and to once again let some guy's know... THERE IS NO HOSPITAL ON A LAKE!

screw it! just to be safe,

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Lightly Humorous
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since when do you cast when you're ice fishing
since... since... uhhhh.....



since i said so!!!! geez! you people always gota get technical.



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Thief of Always! dude i love dat book!
i read it in gr. 7.

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WOW....Just wow.... and I thought Live Wire was stupid... now I see there are stupider ppl on here then on Live wire
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