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Old 09-06-2008, 07:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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10 things in golf that sound dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
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Old 09-06-2008, 08:52 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: 10 things in gold that sound dirty

Think you mean golf lol.. I didn't get it until the 6th one.. Still not very amusing though..
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Old 09-06-2008, 09:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: 10 things in gold that sound dirty

Oops :P yeh i meant golf
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Lmao. Loved the last one
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Re: 10 things in golf that sound dirty

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Re: 10 things in golf that sound dirty

Made me think of happy gilmore "It's all in the hips"

some funni ones there
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Re: 10 things in golf that sound dirty

I liked 2,4 and 6
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Re: 10 things in golf that sound dirty

I get them all. haha
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