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Old 09-16-2008, 08:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Post Turtle

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old
rancher,who's hand
was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
conversation with the old man. Eventually, the topic got around to Obama and
his bid to be our president.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know,
Obama is a 'Post Turtle' '.

Not being familiar with the term,
the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.


The old rancher said, 'When your
driving down a country road,and you come across a fence post with a turtle
balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle' '.

The old rancher saw the
puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain,
'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up
there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder
what kind of dumbass put him up there to begin
with'.
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Noice. I actually saved this in notepad

Can you say, my Poetry homework is done? Hopefully this IS poetry.
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