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Old 10-26-2008, 08:22 AM   #1
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Things Not To Say...

On Your Wedding Night:
  1. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
  2. But everybody looks funny naked!
  3. Do you accept Visa?
  4. But I just brushed my teeth...
  5. You're almost as good as my ex!
  6. You woke me up for that?
To Police Officers:
  1. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.
  2. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
  3. I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
  4. Hey, you must have been doing' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
  5. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
  6. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
During Childbirth:
  1. Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?
  2. When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.
  3. Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?
  4. Your stomach still looks like thereís another one in there.
  5. You donít need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.
To A Woman During An Argument:
  1. You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
  2. Don't you have some laundry to do or something?
  3. Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!
  4. You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
  5. Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it?
  6. Whoa, time out. Football is on.

If you wanna add more, be my guest!

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Old 10-26-2008, 08:26 AM   #2
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Re: Things Not To Say...

Haha they are pretty funny, i like the police ones the most =].
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Old 10-26-2008, 08:28 AM   #3
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Re: Things Not To Say...

Yeah, they are funny. I'm just so damn creative!!!

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Old 10-26-2008, 09:13 AM   #4
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Re: Things Not To Say...

To Police: What seems to be the officer, problem?
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Old 10-26-2008, 09:57 AM   #5
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drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"



Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!

You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?

Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it?
Lmfao these 4 ate my favs xD
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Re: Things Not To Say...

"Don't you have some laundry to do or something?"

keep your pimp hand strong
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Lmfao these 4 ate my favs xD
Yeah, those are the funniest of 'em all.
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"Don't you have some laundry to do or something?"

keep your pimp hand strong
Haha, will do!
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Double poster :P
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